I guess Wednesday was singer Katy Perry’s birthday, so her friend Ellen DeGeneres decided to tweet a birthday wish. It looked like this:

Happy birthday, @KatyPerry! It’s time to bring out the big balloons! pic.twitter.com/w84DMphK3V

— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) October 25, 2017

Har, har, har! So funny!

Except it’s juvenile. Moreover, it demonstrates one big double standard. Or in this case, maybe, um, a pair. You see, it’s okay for Ellen DeGeneres to stare at Perry’s ample rack not only because DeGeneres a woman, but a lesbian to boot. Two oppressed groups in one left wing package! So there’s no limit on what she can get away with, right?

This is the same Ellen DeGeneres who announced on her TV show that she is also a member of the #MeToo crowd.

Oh, cry me a river.

Now, let’s review: Wikipedia defines a lesbian as “a female who experiences. . . sexual attraction to other females.” It’s perfectly conceivable that DeGeneres just might experience sexual arousal at the sight of Katy’s jugs. But that’s okay. Again, see above.