Following on the heels of yesterday’s capture of suspected New York and New Jersey bomber Ahmad Khan Rahami, we have started learning all sorts of fabulous details about him.

For example, his wife just happened to leave the United States for Pakistan just days before the bombings, and now authorities have arrested her in the United Arab Emirates. Looking at a map, that took a little doing, going from Pakistan to UAE. They aren’t exactly next door to each other. I’m sure that she has a perfectly compelling reason for all her travels lately.