Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Sunday Morning Cafe Cocktails

Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! It certainly has been a week! I’ve shredded more than one 2025 Bingo card, dears. Clash of the Titans? And the spinoff? Los Angeles is burning again, this time with the mayor feeding the flames. But be not disheartened! The economy continues to improve and “Pride” month continues to lose popularity. And we are here with a sumptuous brunch, plenty of chilled, adult beverages and, as always, a lot to chat about and laugh over. Pass those plates, dears, and let’s get to it! L’Chaim!

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That thing that never happens … yadda yadda yadda

If you don’t want your daughter forced to change clothes in front of a boy, then you’re some kind of bigothatertransphobe HOW.DARE.YOU!

A federal civil rights complaint filed by the Defense of Freedom Institute (DFI) is putting a New York school district under scrutiny for what critics call a dangerous and ideologically driven abandonment of common sense. According to the complaint, a biologically male student was allowed to “switch genders” throughout the day and use girls’ bathrooms and locker rooms, without parental notification or concern for the privacy and safety of female students. (snip)

The boy reportedly identifies as a girl during the day, but switches back to identifying as a male just in time to compete on the boys’ track and field team. He attends boys’ track meets and wears a boys’ team uniform.

The complaint states that on at least four occasions, female students reported to school officials that the boy had stood and stared as they undressed. He even approached the female students and attempted to engage them in conversation while they undressed in the locker room. The girl’s complaint was apparently ignored due to the school district’s gender identity policies. Instead, the school offered alternatives such as distancing all-gender bathrooms or limited stalls, which made them late to practice.

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Kash Patel’s FBI is shaping up

I wish I could find something clever to say, but this modern version of Joesph Mengele’s “experiments” on children should have been shut down long ago. Pray for the poor kids currently caught up in the Trans insanity.

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Dear parents, we’re SO sorry we didn’t let you know about sexually indoctrinating your kids this week. Really sorry.

Just an unfortunate mistake, you know.

An Oregon middle school encouraged students to dress up as “drag queens” and their favorite “queer hero” this week in celebration of Pride Month, but one parent said families weren’t notified ahead of time.

At the Arts & Technology Academy in the Eugene School District 4J, students celebrated “Pride Spirit Week” with a different theme each day intended to celebrate the LGBTQ+ community, according to a memo obtained by Fox News Digital. (snip)

When reached for comment by Fox News Digital, a spokesperson for the Eugene School District 4J confirmed that parents were notified Monday afternoon about the week’s activities.

Most of the lessons and activities were not considered part of formal instruction on human sexuality, the district said, but parents should’ve been notified earlier.

Hey, such an oversight could happen to anyone, amirite?

I think I’ll add some stout rope to my inventory at Pitch Forks & Torches R Us store.

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Boulder Man

And how does legacy media — who you don’t hate enough — respond to the Boulder Man? Well, when USA Today caught wind of the ICE taking his wife and children into custody for expediated deportation (allowed under Title 8 section 1182) it immediately ran a sobsister story on terrorist Soliman’s daughter and her dashed dreams.

Oh.Boo.Hoo.

via GIPHY

It should also be noted that USA Today has zero profiles on any of the twelve people burned by the pasty jihadist. Hey, they’re JOOOOOS, so who cares, right?

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Looking forward to seeing Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass’s mugshot

Let’s include the heads of LAPD and LA County Sheriff’s Department.

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Never forget June 6, 1944

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Sunday palate cleanser

I laughed and I’m not sorry.

Imagine a cucumber wrapped in aluminium foil
byu/Sad_Cow_577 inFunnyAnimals

Yes, yes I do have cats. Two. That’s why I keep laughing.

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Your Sunday smile

In an age where people just stand around and film emergencies, be this guy.

Charles Parry, of Piscataway, was waiting in line to get gas just before 6 a.m. when he saw a vehicle lose control, accelerate, drive over curbs and hit a large sign outside the Costco and Pet Smart.
“I did what I would think anyone would do,” said Parry, whose wife, Ruth, contacted News 12 shortly after the rescue.
Parry told News 12 that as soon as he saw that flames were erupting from the car, he worked faster. Parry said he had difficulty getting the seatbelt off the victim but was eventually able to free the driver and pull him out.

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Dear friends, here we are again. The end of our time together today. Summer is at the door so please go out into it and enjoy the day. See you all next week, same bat-time, same bat-channel (IYKYK). Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click

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  • GWB says:

    and attempted to engage them in conversation while they undressed in the locker room
    That seems easy to deal with. Just give him a good punt right in the front of the crotch. A girl shouldn’t be afraid of that, right?

    to dress up as
    Any parent that didn’t know they were dressing up as “drag queens” when they went out the door are part of the problem. Any parent who let them is an even bigger part of the problem.

    be this guy
    Yes. It’s the main reason I have an extinguisher and a fire blanket in the car. And why I carry a knife as part of my every day carry (for cutting seatbelts, etc.).
    Also, be the guy who puts aluminum foil on all the surface on which you do not want your cat. 🙂

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