Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! Another wild week to bring us up to mid-October with about three weeks until Election Day. And, boy howdy, team Potemkin Kamala/Tampon Tim are hip-deep in shenanigans and outright weirdness. Yes, dears, not just icy champagne for our Sunday morning repast but a full bar (and designated drivers planned for). Don’t miss the assortment of wonderful German pastries (Oktoberfest time!). Let me pass the plates and let’s get to it. À votre santé!

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Harris campaign shenanigans

Imagine Pravda Media’s reaction if the Trump campaign accessed a university’s database.

The Kamala Harris presidential campaign texted 70,000 Arizona State University students and a total of 150,000 students statewide, urging them to vote for her. Now, students, a professor, and a state representative are demanding answers.

Election Interference: 70,000 Arizona State students received a text from the Kamala Harris campaign which is data from the Arizona state database and should be confidential!

Everyone should demand answers from @ASU about how this has happened. @AZGOP pic.twitter.com/x0BTwfjykd

— College Republicans at ASU (@asu_gop) October 6, 2024

“If Kamala Harris has access to all of Arizona college students’ phone numbers, what ELSE do they have?” the group stated.

And what will Potemkin Kamala’s masters do with that information?

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My shocked face has left the building and refuses to return until next February

A cross-dressing man discusses his experience in women's changing rooms in a Zoom meeting. "I'll always get misgendered but it pays off. Open up the shower door and it's just tits and ass hanging around." He then advises another cross-dressing man: "But you can't be drooling" pic.twitter.com/CRuPkyMwa8

— ripx4nutmeg (@ripx4nutmeg) October 5, 2024

But.But.But, I’ve been assured time and again that (checks notes) “transwomen are women” and have no interest in being pervs in the women’s locker room.

Assured, I tell you.

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Grab a hankie or three

Compare and Contrast:

Contrast…

Here's Virginia Democrats trying to make abortion legal up until the moment of birth…Look at the reaction by the one who looks like a witch when being pressed for clarification on the law… pic.twitter.com/PmNW7zyG69

— Jimmy Falk5 (@JimmyFalk_55) October 9, 2024

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Remember, QueMala Harris wants to Californicate America

And the chinless wonder, Adam Schiff, is poised to slither in the Senate with his Orange.Man.Bad obsession intact.

This summarizes last night’s debate in 10 seconds.@AdamSchiff starts and ends his day with Donald Trump on his mind. It’s all he can think about and talk about.

Whereas I’m solely concerned with the well-being of my fellow Californians.

The choice couldn’t be clearer. pic.twitter.com/YW8tbf5Jui

— Steve Garvey (@SteveyGarvey6) October 9, 2024

We’ve covered the bug-eyed bedlamite here for years, but as a House member his power was fairly limited. As a Senator? :::shudder::: Is it too early for double martinis?

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The last Republican Mayor of Chicago left office in 1931

#BREAKING: Dozens of people are actively looting and breaking into a cargo train ⁰⁰#Chicago | #illinois⁰⁰At this time, an estimated 50 to 150 people or more are actively looting and breaking into a cargo train on the west side of Chicago, Illinois. Police have been… pic.twitter.com/SwDIOnSE90

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) October 11, 2024

Politics are downstream from culture.

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But But But … MEAN TWEETS!

What Pravda Media won’t show.

Former President Donald J. Trump is once again stepping up to help in a time of crisis, opening the Trump National Doral Miami resort to host around 275 linemen preparing to restore power after the devastating impact of Hurricane Milton. Trump’s resort, located in South Florida, is expected to avoid the worst of the storm.Eric Trump announced on social media Wednesday that the resort will serve as temporary housing for the hardworking men and women who will be critical in restoring power to the state. “Honored to have 275 incredible linemen at [Trump Doral] as they get ready to respond to the aftermath of Hurricane Milton! You are amazing and the Trump Family, and entire state of Florida, appreciates you!” wrote the former president’s son.

Meanwhile, Potemkin Kamala is still fluffing her resume with fables, enough that #NeverTrumper, erstwhile conservative Meghan McCain issued a warning.

Harris was stumping at a Republicans for Harris event in Scottsdale, Arizona, Friday afternoon when she claimed John McCain, who represented the Grand Canyon State in the U.S. Senate until his death in 2018, once praised her. (snip)

Meghan McCain found the story dubious and publicly addressed it on X Friday night.

“Now, I know democrats want to reinvent history and turn my Dad into any illusion you guys need him to be depending on the political moment you need to bastardize his memory for… But please don’t make me start sharing what I remember him ACTUALLY saying about Kamala Harris,” McCain wrote.

Oooooo … someone please pass me the popcorn!

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Homeschool your children

Or, at the very least, vote out your school board and put yourself or like-minded parents in charge. Your children are at risk.

The Loudoun County School Board is in the news again because the members stormed out of a meeting after parents confronted them over the enrollment of a student who belongs to the MS-13 gang.

Blue Ridge Middle School suspended the illegal alien student “in May 2023 for bringing a firearm to school and threatening students.”

BREAKING: @LCPSOfficial school board ended public comment and fled the room after parents blasted them over allowing an MS-13 gang member to attend school after he was arrested as a m*rder suspect.

The gang member, who entered our country illegally under Biden-Harris, also… pic.twitter.com/TgZ7kB5IW6

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) October 9, 2024

BREAKING: school board ended public comment and fled the room after parents blasted them over allowing an MS-13 gang member to attend school after he was arrested as a m*rder suspect.

The gang member, who entered our country illegally under Biden-Harris, also attempted to bring a loaded firearm to school and threatened other students.

If Loudoun County School Board sounds strangely familiar, this is the same county caught hiding the trans-identified male student who sexually assaulted two girls.

I’m wondering how much the profit margin would be if I were to open a Pitchforks and Torches boutique in Ashburn, VA?

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Your Sunday smile

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Oh look at the time! Our Sunday together has come to a close, but we will pick up next week. Same bat time, same bat channel. Yes, dears, I’ve dated myself yet again. So go and enjoy the rest of today. Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click