In an act almost too bizarre for words, a Satanic Temple band decided to film a “satanic abortion ritual” as part of their music (sic) video in a Hobby Lobby restroom.

Really.

The video opens with a statement saying that “on Friday, March 13, 2026, a satanic abortion ritual was performed inside of a Hobby Lobby bathroom.” It cuts to numerous Christianity-related decor items the company sells, including a sign that reads “Jesus loves me, this I know,” with Jesus sitting in front of children.

The video states, “This is a destruction ritual that serves as a protective rite. Its purpose is to cast off the guilt when choosing to have an abortion. It serves to empower the patient against those with theocratic religious convictions. The ritual wards off the effects of unjust persecution, which can cause one to stray from the paths of scientific reasoning.”

The kind of cognitive dissonance it takes to be a serious member of the Satanic Temple is disturbing because their rhetoric and actions read like a caricature of teenage angst and rebellion. An anti-theist religion? Engagement in performative rites as part of a path of “scientific reasoning”?

I have seen so much cynical bunk untethered from reality since [checks notes] 500 female athletes demanded that SCOTUS keep laissez-faire abortion at the Federal level least women’s sports be “devestated.”

Considering that the W?NBA can’t define “woman”, female athletes face far greater threats to their athletic aspirations than not being able to kill their own child in pursuit of a sports title.

The satanists filming in Hobby Lobby just didn’t wander in from the street because they happened to be in the neighborhood. Successful, private/family-owned businesses who dare to be openly Christian are targets of anti-theists with a fervor the same malcontents would never direct towards Muslims. Hobby Lobby’s own inventory provided another provocative element to the satanists’ video.

The video then shows the woman walking out of the Hobby Lobby, as the religious items in the store catch fire. “Your ability to choose to terminate a pregnancy is consistent with the ideals of liberty and freedom.

Sorry, satanists, the ability to kill your own child has nothing to do with “liberty and freedom”. You all conflate those terms with chaos and anarchy. A libertine is not “free” but a slave to their own passions.

And just stop with the “scientific reasoning” in regards to abortion because treating babies as non-human disposable sacks of meat — whether it is the commodification of humans via surrogacy or the pretend language (e.g. terminate a pregnancy) in service of not saying killing a human fetus — has nothing to do with science or reasoning.

One of the more disturbing elements of this video is the targeting of SCOTUS and, specifically, Justice Alito.

The video closes with a photo of the Supreme Court justices, with the words “a cruel Christian stunt, a culture war bomb. Dropped from the c*nt of Sam Alito’s mom” laid over their faces as it zooms in on Justice Samuel Alito.

The Moloch Choir joins in with the assassination porn that has gripped the Left.

Don’t think of this as an one-off stunt. As we’ve seen in the deaths of Charlie Kirk and Brian Thompson, the Left resorts to, and celebrates, violence to reach their goals.

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click