Sarah Palin in a bikini? Someone get the holy water, quick!

Sarah Palin in a bikini? Someone get the holy water, quick!

The lefties are furiously scouring the internet for pictures of Sarah Palin in a bikini, as Ace has pointed out: the libtards are desperate to see Sarah Palin in a bikini. Apparently, they think pictures of conservative women in bikinis will make the conservative base become outraged, and then promptly shun the conservative harlot. Remember when they photoshopped Michelle in hopes it would sink her career?

Quick hint, lefties: not many conservative men will complain about seeing a conservative hottie in a bikini. And this is America, not Saudi Arabia. We think women should be able to wear whatever they damn well please. Of course, if you see a conservative woman in a — GASP!! — bikini, the lefties start screaming “HYPOCRITE!” and “SLUT!” and “HUSSY!”, and other completely nonsensical things like that. (Again, remember the Michelle bikini photoshop?) They seem to think that the “religious right” wants women covered up, all the time, and think that a woman showing off her body makes her a prostitute. I guess liberals, most of them being atheists or worshippers of Gaia, associate all religions with the Taliban. Unfortunately, here in America even the “religious right” doesn’t mind seeing a woman in a bikini. If that was the truth, I guess I’d get in trouble for posting this picture, huh?

Aw, crap. Am I going to be the subject of brutal outrage from pissed-off evangelicals and conservatives now? I hope you guys still like me. Really, I do.

But in all honesty, what would the problem be with Sarah Palin wearing a bikini? She’s hot! I’m a chick, and even I think she’s hot. So Sarah, honey, if you want to wear a bikini, you do it. Wear it loud and proud. I’ll happily post the pictures here and caption them You go, girl. I mean, the closest we’re going to get are Sarah Palin topless photos, although all I could find was this:

That’s right, baby. First me in a bikini and now Sarah Palin topless. I’m just all kinds of sinning today, huh?

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  • Steve L. says:

    Any red-blooded America male who would complain about a pictrue of a woman in a bikini just isn’t right in the head.

  • Gravypan says:


    Mom, apple pie, Chevrolet…and women in bikinis.

  • Rob Farrington says:

    Oh, NOES!!! The woman actually has a past life before she became a politician and was flattered that people found her attractive, and is actually a real-life human being?

    Never happened to me. Nope. I never blushed when I found out that Andrea Lynch in my class at school had a crush on me. I’ve never wanted to be attractive to the opposite sex. No, I just always wanted to be an unemotional robot, so that I could go into politics one day without ever being accused of once being something more than some talking head who spouts endless soundbites.

    The Republican VP candidate is allowed to be human?!? Bloody hell, what will they think of next?

  • Matthew says:

    I guess we know why the Left likes radical Islamists so much.

    Wait a minute: does this mean Puritanism (in the conventional sense, not the denominational sense) is a left-wing phenomenon? πŸ˜€

  • Lance Brown says:

    Cassie, both you and Sarah are gorgeous. But that’s not why I read your blog or why I contributed to her campaign and will vote/campaign for her. It’s because you and her are both smart, conservative, principled, tough as nails, and AUTHENTIC. Sarah Palin is the real deal. I don’t care what pictures the lefties come up with. McCain-Palin = POW-WOW 2008! GAME ON!

  • Tim G. says:

    You’re not sinning, just smoking…. hot!

  • Loren says:

    Casey Fiano in a bikini and Sarah Palin in one too, life is good πŸ˜€

    And if that’s a sin I don’t want to be holy

  • Frank says:

    Waahoo!!! and I’m 73. You have awakened… er, you know what I mean.

  • Yeah, but hypocrisy is one of the things the Left does best.

    And speaking as a conservative Gaia worshipping pagan, I must say women, especially conservative women in bikinis are hot. πŸ™‚

  • Rob Farrington says:

    Am I being weird when I say that as a red-blooded male, I like the pic of Cassy in a bikini, but like the pic of her at the top of the page where she’s holding a pistol even more?

    I just like gun-totin’ women; I can’t help it. So would it be really romantic if I bought my fiance a machine gun, or should I go down the flowers and chocolates route instead? Thoughts, please…

  • Bagley says:

    Two hotties in one post: thanks!!!!!

  • btenney says:

    Yum,and Yum!

  • I R A Darth Aggie says:

    Any red-blooded America male who would complain about a pictrue of a woman in a bikini just isn’t right in the head.

    Ummm, it depends on the woman in the bikini. Trust me on that.

  • Aaron says:

    I gotta say, the left-leaning aren’t the only ones who want to see Sarah Palin in a bikini… πŸ˜‰

  • Jim says:

    I really wish there was a topless pic of Sarah, but I think if there was one the whole pic would be posted. What a shame, because she is beautiful.

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