The Democrats are in panicked disarray after their “Weekend at Bernie’s” strategy for meatpuppet Joe Biden collapsed like a badly baked souffle at the debate. But in true conspiracy-minded, fear-mongering, hair-on-fire fashion, Democrats are pivoting by demonizing conservative wonk policy makers.

While George Clooney does a 180 on his Biden ankle-licking, YUGE Democrat donors close their checkbooks, and Democrat media lapdogs growl and snap at each other over “journalistic ethics” [::snort::] the elites are scrambling to find the next Great Hoax to stampede their parishioners into the streets to scream UncLEaN!!! …

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In 2016 it was RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA ala the fake Steele dossier

In 2020 it was RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA ala calling the authentic Hunter Laptop “Russian disinformation”

In 2024 it is now calling the Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 a sinister, Trumpian, fascist plot against Our Democracy

So what is Project 2025 exactly? It’s a 900-page vision for the next Republican administration drawn up by the Heritage Foundation if Trump wins on Nov. 5. It includes, in the broadest of terms, reducing federal bureaucracy and restricting abortion and illegal immigration, among other anti-liberal ideas.

Oh my lord, Karen, the conservatives are saying right out loud they want to reduce the bureaucracy! To make Federal government :::gasp::: smaller!! What radicals! What subversives!

In true Leftwing, prairie fire tradition, all things take second place to defeating The Other. Truth is always the first casualty. It is a fact that the Hillary Clinton-funded Steele dossier was fake, but has anyone who promulgated it or anyone in the media who promoted it as real suffered any consequences of such fraud? The 51 intelligence Democrate-embedded agents who signed a letter calling Hunter’s laptop Russian disinformation, any consequences? No? None?

And here we are. With Donald Trump already stating

“I know nothing about Project 2025. I have no idea who is behind it,” Trump said earlier this month. “I disagree with some of the things they’re saying and some of the things they’re saying are absolutely ridiculous and abysmal. Anything they do, I wish them luck, but I have nothing to do with them.”

Pretty definitive, but no never mind. MSNBC’s Rachel Madcow knows better.

“He’s trying to get rid of the American system of government, and that means getting rid of a government that does anything other than serve him, and that’s what Project 2025 is all about,” she said on an appearance on ABC NEWS’ “The View,” which was surely quite comfortable for the MSNBC host.

Rachel can’t let facts stand in the way of a good narrative, but she is about to find out that Karma is knocking on her door.

A defamation lawsuit against NBCUniversal is headed to trial after a Georgia judge ruled that Rachel Maddow, Nicolle Wallace, Chris Hayes and other journalists reported “verifiably false” claims about a doctor they said performed “mass hysterectomies” on ICE center detainees.

Oops.

But but but, the Heritage Foundation is nothing but a fascist, Christian nationalist, white supremacist, heteronormative, extreme right-wing organization out to destroy American Democracy!! Right? RIGHT? Project 2025 is their BLUEPRINT for taking out Our Democracy and installing a theocracy right outta Handmaid’s Tale. AMIRITE, comrades?

Let’s be clear here. The fifty-year-old, mainstream conservative think tank that publishes policy reports and recommendations on a regular basis for anyone to read and use are so Trumpian fascist it opposed Trump’s 2016 candidacy and stated The Donald was “not a conservative”.

In addition, among Heritage’s voluminous publications, Assuring Affordable Health Care for All Americans, published in 1989, included a mandate proposition that was adopted by both Mitt Romney and Barack Obama.

Wow, what radical insurrection-y extremists, eh?

But no matter how familiar you become with the actual Project 2025, Zombie Project 2025, a total Democrat fantasy work, will always be what they cite and fight against … to protect their phony, baloney jobs. The best we can do right now is just mock the monkey feces outta them over their faux hysteria.

Guys, I've been going through this top secret Project 2025 and I've got to share some of the super evil stuff Trump's planning! What horrible things have you found? So far I've seen that he's going to:
-form a new state mandated religion of Trumpism, which is kinda protestant but…

— Larry Correia (@monsterhunter45) July 8, 2024

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Guys, I’ve been going through this top secret Project 2025 and I’ve got to share some of the super evil stuff Trump’s planning! What horrible things have you found? So far I’ve seen that he’s going to:
-form a new state mandated religion of Trumpism, which is kinda protestant but with more hookers.
-Insufficient racism is punishable by death.
-No more gay stuff… Well, except for Lindsey Graham. He’s okay I guess.
-Ban the TV show The View and throw the hosts in the ocean.
-Eradicate all “doodle” dogs. Labradoodles, Goldiedoodles, Aussiedoodles. Gone!
-Mandate assault rifle ownership for children and pacifists.
-Nuke Quebec.
-have all marriages be arranged by a lady named “Nice Aunt Helen” who knows “a boy who works at the grocery store and I think he might be single”.
-force every Trader Joe’s to have a McDonalds inside of it.
-The Earth is hereby flat.
-have all local artisanal craft fairs will be bulldozed to make way for new golf courses that only rich white men can use.
-make Harry Potter mandatory reading for transsexuals.
-Oh never mind, we already deported the transsexuals.
-And burned all the books too, shit, this is complicated.
-Republicans who voted for Ron DeSantis in the primary will have their eyes plucked out and devoured by Laura Loomer.
-Mexico and Greenland will be annexed as the 58th and 59th state. We’d take Canada too but it is irradiated now.
-Candace Owens to be named Secretary of Science to educate Americans about the danger of Jewish space dinosaurs faking the moon landing.
-All public transportation will consist of Tesla Cyber Trucks.
-Hand Maid’s Tale times a MILLION!!!
-Dancing is forbidden.
-Use dark magic rituals from an ancient Sumerian book of the dead to turn Clarence Thomas immortal! (okay, seriously, I could really get behind this one)
-Clone Senator Mike Lee.
-Pack the Supreme Court with 200 Mike Lee Clones.
-Force Disney to rehire Gina Carano and make a show of just Gina beating the everliving shit out of the cast and crew of the Acolyte for 8 episodes.
-No more left turns. Your ass can drive all the way around the block, damned commies.
-Ricky Gervais hosts the Oscars from now on… Also, give Ricky Gervais the Epstein client list beforehand and let hilarity ensue.
-All packages of Twix in stores will be opened and the left Twix thrown in the garbage. From now on we will only eat the right Twix.
-Declare war on walkable cities.
-Drill for oil in Berkley.
-Failure to immediately run over climate protestors who are blocking traffic will result in a $500 ticket.

Those are just the tip of the iceberg of this super evil Project 2025! What have you heard?

Is there NOTHING Project 2025 can’t do? Suggestions welcome in the comments. Let’s make some more popcorn and have fun watching the Left’s hair burn.

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