There are so many ways I could describe the spectacular failure of the spy satellite launch in North Korea the other day. Technical stuff. The second stage of the rocket prematurely ignited and the rocket crashed into the Yellow Sea. Consequences. The team of scientists will surprisingly die suddenly. I have decided to make fun of the Lil Rocket Man, Kim Jong-un and some of the Elite Brain-types dealing with him. To not laugh at him, makes him too horrible to contemplate.

Former President Donald Trump gave the North Korean dictator, Kim, the nickname “Rocket Man”. It makes sense. Trump’s a big fan of Elton John. During the 2016, campaign it morphed into “Little Rocket Man”. Although Kim Jong-un didn’t understand it, it translated into every language beautifully and everyone got it. Kim is obsessed with rockets. Not that he has been successful.

And certainly not successful in his latest launch. And, he did create some chaos with it too:

SPY SATELLITE LAUNCH FIZZLES: After a warning from Pyongyang that a “space mission” was imminent and a subsequent launch of a multi-stage missile that triggered air raid alerts and sirens in Japan and South Korea, North Korea’s attempt to put its first spy satellite into orbit ended with an unceremonious crash into the sea.
“The launched new-type satellite carrier rocket ‘Chollima-1’ crashed into the West Sea of Korea along with the loss of thrust because of abnormal start of the second-stage motor after the first-stage separation while making a normal flight,” North Korea’s National Aerospace Development Administration said in an unusually prompt admission of failure.

That would be premature ejaculation ignition. Poor Lil Rocket Man’s rocket exploded too soon. Men hate it when that happens, so I hear. And, the North Koreans are promising to do it again. Elizabeth Palmer had a great wrap up of the story on CBS:

I have to laugh when people talk about the United States and the United Nations condemns something a dictator does. If they cared about what the U.S. or U.N. thought, they wouldn’t be murderous dictators. If they wanted to be part of the family of nations, they wouldn’t be starving their citizens. Like Kim Jong-un and his cabal care what the United States says:

“The United States strongly condemns the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) for its launch using ballistic missile technology, which is a brazen violation of multiple UN Security Council resolutions, raises tensions, and risks destabilizing the security situation in the region and beyond,” National Security Council spokesperson Adam Hodge said in a statement.
Hodge also said that the apparent satellite launch “involved technologies that are directly related to the DPRK intercontinental ballistic missile program.”
President Biden and his team will monitor the situation “in close coordination” with their allies, according to the statement, and urge other countries to condemn North Korea’s launch and call on Pyongyang to join serious negotiations on the matter.

I feel so much better that FJB is monitoring the situation. Grrrr. Miss Palmer, in the CBS interview, went on to talk about the alerts that Japan and Okinawa received. Like this:

WATCH: North Korea's new 'Chollima-1' satellite launch rocket, that prompted emergency alerts and brief evacuation warnings in parts of South Korea and Japan, failed because of instability in the engine and fuel system, state news agency KCNA reported https://t.co/ehPi9coOgY pic.twitter.com/W3ghz59Fwz

— Reuters Asia (@ReutersAsia) May 31, 2023

BREAKING NEWS
The Ministry of Defense of Japan stated that North Korea has launched an intercontinental ballistic missile. They have issued evacuation order now for residents of Okinawa region.

— ❣️ ❣️ ☦️ (@Ann_Lilyflower) May 30, 2023

Approximately three million people have died in North Korea, mostly of starvation. Remember that old saying about breaking eggs and omelets. You cannot get Kim Jong-un a workable rocket without starving people. Little Rocket Man wants his spy satellite and the people will die until he gets it and then continue to die. People will die in North Korea until Kim Jong-un assumes room temperature. He probably doesn’t get that either.

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