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Nicole Richie was sentenced today for her second — get that, her second — DUI.

She got a whopping four days. FOUR DAYS.

Celebrity justice. Isn’t it great?

This is perhaps the only case in which I feel bad for Paris Hilton. I fully believe that Paris should’ve gone to jail for the entire length of time that she did, but Nicole gets caught with a DUI twice and gets four days because the manipulative little law-breaker is parading around her pregnancy to get the judge to be lenient.

Nicole should be going to jail just as long as Paris did, if not longer, especially because she apparently will not have to go to jail until she gives birth, so the pregnant woman in jail concern should be scrapped.

And a DUI twice?! I mean, my Lord. It’s bad enough that she carelessly put people’s lives at risk as a rich celebutard who could hire a driver when she’s drunk and on drugs, but she did it twice! With absolutely NO regard for what could possibly happen!

I have to say it again.

Don’t you just love celebrity justice? Fair and balanced, all the way.