Kamala Harris’ 107 Days box-wine tour is serving up some spectacular quotes and, again, reminding the more sane citizenry how much the country dodged a bullet when Democrat cheating couldn’t overcome the margin of votes Trump received.

Harris’ recent drop-in to the party organ known as the New York Times, Kamala felt safe and cozy and willing to talk about how much she loves herself.

Speaking with the publication’s Shane Goldmacher, the 61-year-old failed presidential candidate was unwilling to talk about whether or not she is considering another attempt at the White House.

“It’s three years from nooooow,” Harris pleaded in an interview with the Times conducted last month in Nashville, Tennessee. “I mean, honestly.”

She added, “I understand the focus on ’28 and all that. But there will be a marble bust of me in Congress. I am a historic figure like any vice president of the United States ever was.”

Say, what?

Imagine being this unaware of your own mediocrity and insufferableness https://t.co/cnAWVJWXoz

— Caroline Downey (@carolinedowney_) December 9, 2025

Ooo… a marble bust! Willie Brown’s erstwhile side piece has finally failed her way into becoming a permanent fixture of historic proportions where legendary marbleness may “be placed in the Senate wing of the Capitol from time to time”. While Harris plays “will she, won’t she” games about 2028 (oh, please run Ms. Saladmeister!), she feels terribly comfortable with her future historic fame being recognized for all its historic-ness like the warmly remember Alben Barkley. Or was that Charles Fairbanks?

Oh, and Kamala wasn’t done pontificating on her own wonderfulness after the marble bust preen …

“Thousands of people are coming to hear my voice. Thousands and thousands,” she said. “Every place we’ve gone has been sold out.”

Gosh darn it, people really like her. Really, really do. I mean, Kamala has embraced the new Democrat potty-mouth tactic to show how she can get down with the little people and everything. Cuz, you know, Democrats really are just for “The People”

“This sounds really corny,” she said in the wide-ranging interview with The New York Times in Nashville. “But we have to stand for the people. And I know that that sounds corny. I know that. But I mean it. I mean it.”

She really means it, friends. Can’t you just feel the sincerity?

Let’s face it. Kamala Harris is the gift that keeps on giving, from word salads to having the wonderful judgement in picking Great White Hunter Tim Walz as her VP partner.

Harris spewed out the usual pablum to the NYTimes … sighing about “The System”

“For now, I don’t want to go back in the system,” she told Stephen Colbert in her first interview about her book. “I think it’s broken.”

… from a career politician who did little more in her own career but try and cultivate her way up the ladder with as little work and genuine achievement as possible. In addition to her new embrace of profanity, she’s busy flinging out all the Democrat-party talking points …

In public and in private, she has been exploring issues of trust, misinformation, social media, community and artificial intelligence. She is particularly obsessed with young people and their growing disillusionment, which she shares.

… which the NYTimes stenographer happily repeats for readers.

There has never been a real core to Kamala because she has spent her life avoiding anything resembling introspection.

Marble has more integrity. And if Harris’ bust is used as a doorstop, it will be ever more useful than its model.

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