Yesterday was a super busy day for Old Joe Biden at the White House. Fresh off his hard fall at the Air Force Academy on Friday, the Oval Office Resident hosted both the Super Bowl winning Kansas City Chief and the Danish Prime Minister. Don’t you ever doubt him. Joe is on his game mentally and he’s spry physically. He’s still got it, man.

The word “spry” has always amused me. One thing you really want to be when you get old and still have your wits is spry. But, hearing yourself described as spry has got to be a bit of a gut punch. Like “Shite, I am old”. From an article in Planet Today, here is how the word “spry” was used:

Joe Biden bumped his head exiting Marine One Thursday evening as he returned to the White House after a trip to Colorado.
Biden bumped his head on the doorframe of Marine One while exiting the helicopter.
The 80-year-old rubbed the top of his head to soothe the pain.
Biden bumped his head but otherwise appeared spry, wearing a blue suit with a matching tie trademark aviators,” a pool report said.

“…otherwise appeared spry”. That’s why Joe does that two step jog all the time. He is showing us he is spry. Ouch. But, I digress. We were talking about Biden being busy yesterday. He had two events: The Super Bowl Champs and the Danish Prime Minister. That’s more than a full day for Joe. He probably will sleep through today.

First up, we’ll talk about the poor Kansas City Chiefs. You won the Super Bowl and the superannuated dementia patient living in the White House wants to tell stories about when he played football. From Biden’s remarks to the team:

It’s an honor to be with Super Bowl champs, who include former University of Delaware players.

Brett, your GM, was born in Pennsylvania and went to college at the University of Delaware. That’s one heck of a combination from where I come from. A wide receiver.

Matt, your offensive coordinator, was Delaware’s star quarterback, setting 20 school records.

And Joey, your wide receivers coach, played the same position in college when Delaware won the national championship in 2003.

The three of you had one of the same coaches that I had, the great Tubby Raymond, who was named — who was — anyway, he’s a hell of a coach. (Laughter.)

I played freshman football at Delaware and ended up low- –I shouldn’t say this, but you had to have 2.0 to keep going and I had 2.99 — I mean, a 1.99. And my mother made me quit, but I went back out my — my junior year to play, and my senior year.

And while Tubby was the assistant coach, I played defensive back. And after running the drills in that — that spring practice, he came over and he said, “Biden…” — you know how he’d kind of — (coughs) — cough when he talked to you like this — some of them will remember this — “you run faster backwards than anyone I’ve ever seen.” (Laughter.)

Well, my political opposition thinks the same thing of me. (Laughter.)

I have no bloody flipping idea what that means. Is running backwards a thing in politics? Watch it yourself and let me know:

“Biden” hosts the Kansas City Chiefs at the White House:

"I played freshman football at Delaware […] My mother made we quit but I went back out my Junior year to play in my Senior year."

The looks on the players faces tell you EVERYTHING! pic.twitter.com/OJWduTP7jV

— Emily (@Emme0703) June 5, 2023

Joe’s folksy stories are frequently lies, often make no sense, and always make the event about him and not the honorees. Next up was the Prime Minister of Denmark, Mette Fredericksen. Prime Minister Fredericksen was very polite as she watched Joe read his brief remarks from his notes:

I don’t mean to be a beyotch, but Denmark has sent about 1% of the total aid to Ukraine. It’s on their continent after all. Just saying.

To cap off the day, Joe the Bully smirked after not answering the questions of the peasant press:

Biden welcomed Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen and both world leaders gave approximately four minutes’ worth of remarks on the alliance between their two countries. After the pair discussed the countries’ dedication to assisting Ukraine as well as combating climate change, Biden thanked the press without taking questions as White House staffers escorted them out of the room.
Biden and Frederickson could be seen smirking as the reporters shouted questions that went unanswered. The pair also appeared to converse with each other while ignoring the press. One reporter can be heard asking how Biden views Danish leadership in the world to which Biden could be seen laughing.

Quite frankly, the lying press deserves what they get from Joe. He treats them like peasants and they have let him get away with it.

Joe’s still got it, though. And, he wants it for another four years.

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