Jihawg Ammo: Pork-Infused Bullets to Deter Terrorists and Weekend Links!

Jihawg Ammo: Pork-Infused Bullets to Deter Terrorists and Weekend Links!

“Peace through Pork” is the company’s motto that developed a system for infusing ballistic paint with pork. The special pork-infused paint is then applied to the bullets of loaded ammunition and BAM! Pork-infused ammo! The company, called Jihawg Ammo, says their ammunition is intended as a deterrent to would-be terrorists, not a threat or insult to peaceful Muslims. Ok. That sounds legit to me. This great American ingenuity and capitalism at work, and I really like capitalism!

Here’s the back story on these pork-infused bullets from Ammoland:

A company in northern Idaho has come up with a culturally sensitive solution. Jihawg Ammo has developed a proprietary system for infusing ballistic paint with pork. The special pork-infused paint is then applied to the bullets of loaded ammunition. The inclusion of pork in the paint makes the bullets haraam, or unclean. Under Islamic law, anyone who comes in contact with any haraam item is then unclean, and must engage in a cleansing ritual. No unclean person can be admitted into Paradise. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 72 virgins.

The objective of Jihawg Ammo is not to insult Muslims, nor even to send a terrorist to Hell. The objective is to serve as a deterrent – to place the promise of instant passage to Paradise into doubt in the minds of would-be jihadists. Without the promise of Paradise, how many Muslim literalists would be willing to lay their lives – and eternal souls – on the line in order to engage in acts of terrorism?

Jihawg Ammo’s company slogan is “Peace through Pork.” They sell their specially treated ammunition for defensive purposes only. While some will choose to be offended by the entire concept of Jihawg Ammo’s haraam ammunition, the makers of Jihawg counter that threatening a murderer with eternal damnation is not a new concept.

Are some of you bristling over this? Don’t bore me with your liberal bullsh*t or “cultural insensitivity” outrage. So. Not. Interested. Because what could be more insensitive or outrageous than killing innocents in the name of a god called Allah? How about the act of sawing a man’s head off in broad daylight with a rusty meat cleaver in the hopes of getting 72 virgins? Or using disabled children as suicide bombers — your kid or someone else’s matters not? Nope. Your argument is invalid.

And those of you who want to buy some of the Jihawg Ammo’s “terrorist-deterrent” ammunition, along with their clothes and accessories — which by the way has slogans like “Pigs Do Fly,” and “Do 72 Virgins a Favor” — can go here. Jihawg is very industrious and has plans to have these products available at retailers around the country.

Personally? These are clever but I just like dead terrorists. I don’t care if the bullet that made him dead is pork-infused or not. For me, dead works best. 🙂


Great Weekend Blog Reading Links!

Teach at Pirate’s Cove is blogging about “Hooray! Met Office To Proclaim All Weather As “Climate Change” 🙂

The Other McCain has up a bunch of great blog posts including this one by Stacy on “Hoge’s Victory Lap.” Go check it out!

ST at Sister Toldjah has up a post on “Potential juror exposed as #Trayvon militant dismissed – returns to court in outrage.”

Professor Jacobson at Legal Insurrection has up an important post today on “Turkey’s ‘Tiananmen Square’ moment?” Watch the videos even though they are graphic.

Jeff at Gay Patriot has up a really interesting blog post on “Humanities in the 21st century.”

Have you been to Acting School with Nick Searcy? You need to go now! Don’t forget to “Subscribe” because it’s awesome. 🙂

Glenn Reynolds or Instapundit has many great posts at his blog hub from all over the blogosphere so go check them out!

Emily at NakedDC has a blog post up on “The White House thinks this Africa trip definitely is worth the $100M.” Of course they do.

Dana at The First Street Journal has up an interesting post called “Nidal Hasan barred from arguing that he was fighting for the Taliban.” Prepare to get mad.

Uncle Jimbo over at Blackfive says it short and sweet: “Obama plays wag the dog w/ Syria.” Yep.

Jammie at Jammie Wearing Fools has up a great post on “Whistleblower: State Department Hired Agents With Criminal Backgrounds.”

This Ain’t Hell has a bunch of great posts up today but I especially like this one by Jonn called “Cesar Sniper Caparas; shape-shifting Marine.” Snicker.

As always, Michelle Obama’s Mirror has up a terrific blog post called “BRF: It’s a Bitch.” You KNOW they had to blog about that. 🙂

American Power also has up this blog post on “Hassan Rowhani Wins Iran Presidential Election.” Supposedly he’s a moderate but just what does that mean in Iran?

Dan Riehl has a blog post up at Riehl World View on “Syrian Islamists Executed Mohammed Qatta, 14 in front of his family.” Savages.

Three Sure Things of Life has up a blog post called “The Questions I’m Not Hearing.” It’s really brilliant.

Ed has a blog post up at Hot Air on “Video: Less than half of the Senate shows up for briefing on NSA?” Fire them.

and finally, Ace at AoSHQ has up a blog post “Reject Those Voices That Tell You to Be Cynical About the Government.” As always, read the comments, they’re GOLD.

Have a terrific weekend and Happy Fathers Day to all the fathers out there!

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