JB Pritzker is many things. He is the scion of the family that owns the Hyatt Hotel chain and he is governor of the State of Illinois. He is a pervasive player of the race card, and impressively, he is the fat pant load of ghouls when it comes to abortion. Tomorrow is the anniversary of the Supreme Court Decision in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization, which overturned the Constitutional right to abortion found in Roe and returned the issue to the States where is rightfully belongs. He is celebrating by blowing his own horn and lying his fat backside off.

This ghoul, JB Pritzker, is the Cruise Director on the S.S. Illinois which is about to founder under the weight of crime, failing education, and crumbling infrastructure. In the last few weeks, the Governor has signed a bill banning book bans and is looking at an all day kindergarten bill. That will fix everything, right?

To blow his own horn regarding the Dobbs Decision, Governor Pritzker has written a piece for Salon. Salon is so totally predictable. It’s hard to believe Pritzker graduated from Duke University with the intellectual capacity indicated by this title: “How I successfully defended abortion after Dobbs”. Here is just the opening paragraph:

One year ago, the Supreme Court made the retrograde and destructive decision to overturn Roe v. Wade—vacating nearly a half-century of legal precedent that protected the privacy and autonomy of more than 166 million women and girls throughout the nation.
In the almost 365 days since the Dobbs decision unleashed chaos, fourteen states have outright banned abortion—stripping vulnerable Americans of their reproductive rights. Doctors in those and other states are now afraid to provide medical care out of fear of being sued or prosecuted. Expectant parents experiencing life-threatening complications have gone into septic shock because of ambiguous anti-abortion laws— barely surviving their brushes with death. Family planning centers and abortion clinics have been attacked and vandalized. And abortion providers have faced an ever-increasing stream of violence from those who claim to care about “life” one moment, and then threaten to bomb a women’s health facility the next.

What’s “retrograde and destructive” is 63 million abortions. Sixty-three million lives snuffed out. Retrograde and destructive, I cannot even. Did I say ghoul before, I meant DEMON. It doesn’t matter how long Roe was the “law of the land”. It was bad law and was badly decided. Let’s look at what late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bade Ginsburg said:

In a much-quoted lecture she gave at New York University in 1992, Ginsburg noted how Roe was an example of how “Doctrinal limbs too swiftly shaped…may prove unstable.”

Not only was it bad law, badly written, but the science has advanced so far in nearly 50 years. We know so much more about fetal growth and we are able to do so much more for the in utero baby than in 1975. Things changed, JB Pritzker. Abortions are not reproductive rights. Doctors are afraid to provide medical care out of being prosecuted? I am totally sure and they probably wear a Covid mask in their cars too. “Expectant parents” have gone into “septic shock”. JB is tryna be trans aligned here because rational, science loving people know only women can get pregnant. Ugh. These people.

The violence has come from choice folks and the Biden DOJ isn’t even looking to prosecute them.

JB Pritzker recently gave the Northwestern University Commencement speech using quotes from The Office:

“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute

And what is the best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel. pic.twitter.com/sWjM7ho0lM

— Governor JB Pritzker (@GovPritzker) June 12, 2023

Cruel would be ripping a baby from the womb. Abortion is not healthcare:

JB Pritzker’s gruesome article goes on:

We have welcomed abortion providers who fled their states, and we eliminated barriers to access by allowing birth centers to provide all reproductive care and removing copays for birth control and medication abortions. We instituted new protections for patients, doctors and nurses from out-of-state subpoenas—creating another safeguard for reproductive access in Illinois. We funded the creation of the Reproductive Health Public Navigation Hotline—a centralized resource where patients will be able to find the services that will meet their needs. And all the while, we are investing millions toward learning collaboratives and abortion provider trainings, so we can continue to train healthcare personnel to meet the demand of patients seeking reproductive freedom who are flooding in from across the nation.

Anti-choice extremists aren’t going to stop at Roe v. Wade. They will keep chipping away—bit by bit—at reproductive healthcare and other related privacy rights. But Illinois will remain a haven—so long as we fight for it. And my administration and pro-choice members of the General Assembly will do everything in our power to ensure widespread, equitable access to reproductive rights as a foundational freedom.

In Illinois, abortion is legal, abortion is health care, and personal decisions about it will remain between a woman and her doctor.

Laws that mean babies die are bad laws. We will fight them every step of the way. Once again, abortion is not health care, Demon Boy.

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