Ladies and gentlemen, we finally have an answer to the age-old question: “What is a woman?”

And it comes from—brace yourselves—Clementine Ford. A pro-trans Australian feminist who somehow still has a platform. And a straight face.

On a recent episode of Piers Morgan Uncensored, Ford was asked the most basic biological question of our time. One that sends progressives into full-blown meltdown: “Can you define what a woman is?”

Her response? So laughably unhinged, it’s a miracle she hasn’t tripped over her own logic on the way to the studio.

“I’ll tell you what a woman is—a woman is someone who has, at least at one point in her life, felt scared of a man.”

Say what now? So being a woman isn’t about biology—it’s just about being afraid of a man? If that’s the standard, then Clementine Ford’s logic just flipped reality on its head. A soldier staring down an enemy? Misgendered. A cop breaching a door with no idea what’s behind it? Also a woman now, apparently. When fear becomes the litmus test for gender, we’re not redefining anything—we’re erasing meaning altogether.

The panel immediately mocked Ford’s answer, along with “The Crucible” host Andrew Wilson stating that her response is “the stupidest thing” he had ever heard. Morgan then told Ford that she is in no position to “lecture women” on how they should behave when she cannot even give a simple definition of what a woman is. – Daily Caller

I don’t know who Andrew Wilson is, but we need a lot more people like him pushing back on this kind of nonsense. Straightforward, unbothered, and rooted in reality—what a concept.

When in Doubt, Call It Bigotry: Clementine’s Go-To Move

Clementine Ford’s recent meltdown on Piers Morgan Uncensored didn’t come out of nowhere—it’s part two of a tantrum that started back in 2023. In a Substack post from that year, she didn’t bother defining what a woman is—instead, she went after Piers, accusing him of being “obsessed” with young women and trans bodies. Like asking a basic question about biology is some kind of pervy power move. She mocked him for caring about fairness in women’s sports. Then she dismissed the whole issue as a right-wing stunt. Because in her world, if you didn’t fight for equal pay in women’s soccer, you apparently lose the right to say men shouldn’t compete against women at all.

It’s Not Fringe—It’s Everywhere

These people are so twisted up and backed into a corner, they have to know they sound insane—but they’ve committed to the crazy. At this point, all they can do is cling to their hysterical, illogical mess and pretend it still makes sense.

Let’s not kid ourselves—this isn’t just some fringe nonsense whispered in activist echo chambers. This kind of twisted logic has wormed its way into media, academia, and government policy. And while things may have quieted down a bit with Trump back in office, the ideology hasn’t disappeared. People like Clementine Ford are still out here trying to rewrite reality—loudly, proudly, and without a shred of self-awareness.

A Few Questions for Clementine

Clementine, just curious—does your “afraid of a man equals womanhood” theory still apply if the man in question is a trans-identified male who abducted, tortured, and assaulted a real woman for three days? Or does declaring himself a woman automatically make him the victim in your world too?

EXCLUSIVE

A trans-identified male is in custody after abducting, torturing, and sexually assaulting a woman in Colorado Springs for three days.

Hannah Viramontes, born Cameron Mauldin, had previously played on a Colorado women’s football team.https://t.co/YaIE7c2nJ7

— REDUXX (@ReduxxMag) May 13, 2025

So Clementine, when you say fear of men makes someone a woman, are we including the transgender sex offender who identifies as an animal and tried to enroll in high school as a 15-year-old girl? Or is this just another day in progressive gender studies?

A transgender pedophile has been sentenced to 20 days in jail after attempting to impersonate a 15-year-old girl and enroll at a high school in Albany, Oregon.

Makayla Craig, who identifies as an animal, is a registered sex offender.

READ: https://t.co/tXekOVgCc2 pic.twitter.com/X8mN9eD6T0

— REDUXX (@ReduxxMag) April 7, 2025

Just to clarify, Clementine—when you say fear of men defines womanhood, does that include the pedophile with eight million child abuse images who suddenly “identified” as a woman after conviction? Or is that just what counts as stunning and brave behind bars now?

NL: A sadistic pedophile who was found in possession of over 8 MILLION child abuse images has abruptly declared he identifies as a “woman” following his conviction.

The man, who also owned a child rape manual, has now been moved to a mixed-sex prison.https://t.co/GDbcepBbw4

— REDUXX (@ReduxxMag) March 31, 2025

After wading through that circus of predators in pronouns, let’s shift gears for a second—because while Clementine’s out here redefining reality, Piers Morgan isn’t exactly Mr. Consistency either.

Yes, he challenged Ford, and yes, he looked baffled (as any sane person would). But let’s not forget: Piers hasn’t always been a champion of biological reality. Not long ago, he hosted Kellie-Jay Keen (Posie Parker), one of the fiercest voices defending women’s rights, and he was the one arguing in favor of trans inclusion.

He dismissed her concerns about men in women’s spaces and suggested she was being unkind. Fast forward a few years, and now he’s sitting across from Clementine Ford like he’s just discovered gender ideology is built on a pile of sand and wishful thinking.

Look, better late than never—but let’s not canonize the man just because he finally started asking the right questions.

Twisted Sister Clementine

I see what Clementine Ford is trying to do here—she’s pushing her pro-trans ideology by twisting the concept of fear. She wants us to believe that men who feel afraid somehow qualify as women.

But here’s the thing: real women are afraid when a man walks into a women’s restroom, no matter what label he’s slapped on himself. That fear doesn’t make him a woman—it makes him the reason women want single-sex spaces in the first place. Clementine uses fear as a shortcut to redefine womanhood, all while ignoring the actual women she’s claiming to speak for.

If Clementine Ford’s definition of “woman” is any person who’s ever been scared of a man, then womanhood isn’t sacred—it’s meaningless. And if the media keeps giving airtime to this drivel, we’re going to keep spiraling further into a world where feelings trump facts, and identity is just a mood ring.

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