Hunter Biden: Leave The Gun, Take The Cocaine

Hunter Biden: Leave The Gun, Take The Cocaine

Hunter Biden: Leave The Gun, Take The Cocaine

Once upon a time, a crack cocaine-ridden addict named Hunter Biden slept with his sister-in-law. His brother’s widow, named Hallie, took Hunter’s (ummm…AHEM) gun and dumped it in a trashcan behind a grocery store.

The gun went missing. The grocery store was near a high school. There was concern that the gun may be used by a minor.

The gun was found. The Colt Cobra 38SPL revolver was unsealed from a vault last year sometime but this…this is something Hunter Biden and the rest of his crooked family never wanted us to find out:

There was a white substance found on the pouch that held the weapon.

Now, if you follow your nose like Hunter does, it does not take a rocket scientist to come to the conclusion that this white powder was The Big C, good ol’ Florida Snow, Blonde, Scottie, Blow, Cocaine. I know, this is my shocked face.

An FBI chemist subsequently analyzed the residue and determined that it was cocaine.
To be clear, investigators literally found drugs on the pouch where the defendant had kept his gun.”-Ryan King, The New York Post

Weapons and drugs. Together. How much prison time would a regular ol’ civilian get for this?

https://x.com/ColonizerJak/status/1747411072796209470?s=20

You think? Here’s Hunter Biden, using illicit drugs while completing a background check to buy a pistol. Biden lied on a background check to buy said pistol by saying he doesn’t do any illicit drugs. This is also a crime last time I checked.
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Lying on the form is a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison. For being a user of unlawful drugs in possession of a firearm, the punishment is up to five years. The odds of being charged for lying on the form are virtually nonexistent. In the 2019 fiscal year, when Hunter Biden purchased his gun, federal prosecutors received 478 referrals for lying on Form 4473 — and filed just 298 cases. The numbers were roughly similar for fiscal 2020. At issue is when Biden answered “no” on the question that asks about unlawful drug use and addiction when purchasing a gun. Biden had been discharged five years earlier from the Navy Reserve for drug use and based on his 2021 memoir, he was actively using crack cocaine in the year he bought the gun. The data do not show how many people might have been prosecuted for falsely answering the question about active drug use. “-ncja.org

And, here we are. Whose cocaine was found in that gun pouch? Me thinks it belongs to the same person who left a pouch of coke in The White House this past summer.

https://x.com/FudgeTosser/status/1747408717916602463?s=20

A “heavily traveled area“, or something.

Never mind a bag of blow that might just belong to Joe Biden’s heavily addicted son.

My struggles and my mistakes have been fodder for a vile and sustained disinformation campaign against [President Biden], and an all-out annihilation of my reputation through high-pitched but fruitless congressional investigations and, more recently, criminal charges for possessing an unloaded gun for 11 days five years ago – charges that appear to be the first-ever of their kind brought in the history of Delaware.”-Hunter Biden, USA Today

Here we go again weaponizing Hunter Biden’s addiction. My God, he only had the gun for 11 days! All of this vile and sustained disinformation! Hunter Biden, the avatar of addiction and human frailty! All of these partisan and craven factions turning poor Hunter Biden into a punchline for all jokes!

You know what is vile? The fact that we have a First Family in the White House with children like Hunter Biden. White, sleazy, elitists who slither their way through life. Selfish, immoral men, like Hunter Biden, who fly in the face of the law and get away with crime-the epitome of what feminists would call “White Privilege”. You know what else is vile? These so-called feminists will vote to keep him swimming in coke and his old, doddering Daddy in The White House for four more years.

After all, (SNIFFFFFFFFFF) Hunter Biden is thee smartest guy the Resident Joe knows! To quote Tony Montana, he’s nothing but a f#cking (classless) cockroach.

Photo Credit: Original Artwork by VG Darleen Click

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4 Comments
  • Cameron says:

    I have no moral issue with Sniffy McSisterbanger’s problems getting weaponized.

  • Ann in L.A. says:

    There are pictures of a mostly-naked Hunter, complete with boa around his neck, waving around a weapon that is not a revolver. He had two fire arms (at least), not one. Where’s the other one, and what happened to it?

    • Scott says:

      SHHHH you weren’t supposed to notice that, and DEFINITELY not supposed to comment on it… that’s just a mean attack on a poor persecuted individual…

  • Bruce says:

    The deliberate provocation and humiliation of REAL PEOPLE continues unabated

    Consider the ‘outrage” were Don Jr. even vaguely suspected of being this deeply onto nose candy / Columbian marching powder.

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