On September 11th, 2012, Islamic militants attacked the American diplomatic compound in Benghazi, Libya. The Obama Administration immediately misled the public by blaming the attack on a YouTube video, when evidence now shows they knew this wasn’t the case. In addition, we found out yesterday that there were over 600 requests for additional security that went unanswered. See Hillary’s reaction to that number below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLutnL8H3H8

Now, I could go on listing the various ways in which the Obama Administration dropped the ball, or whatever you label a blunder that ends the lives of four human beings, but this isn’t about that. This is about how much it has cost for us to investigate their nefarious activities.

#Benghazi investigation has cost 4.5mil taxpayer dollars.

Or 4 those in need

2.2mil meals
Or
550k nights shelter
Or
450k wellness checks

— Brian (@BrianNickolaus) October 23, 2015

Well, Brian, you’re wrong. It’s 4.7 Million. 4.7 Million seems like a lot of money, because it is a lot of money. I’m sure the government has more important things to spend money on than the investigation into the brutal murder of four human beings, and the imprisonment of an innocent man who simply made a YouTube video, right?

I’m sure the government has far more important things that require funding…

Like cow farts. The U.S. Department of Agriculture gave the University of New Hampshire a whopping 700K to study the methane gas emissions of cows. I wonder how many meals, night shelters, and wellness checks could have been completed in the absence of cow flatulence research?

Or Obese Lesbians. That’s right, the National Institutes of Health gave $3,531,925 to research why lesbians like cheeseburgers and milkshakes more than gay men.

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has now spent over $3.5 million to determine why the majority of lesbians are obese.

The project, now entering its fifth year, received another grant worth $658,485 this summer. The total funding for the research is now $3,531,925. Funding has more than doubled since the study was first revealed in 2013.

Since, the study that is examining why three-quarters of lesbians are obese, but gay men are not, has survived sequester cuts, and continues to produce results such as the discovery that gay men have a “greater desire for toned muscles” than straight men.

Because we can’t just embrace the fact that gay men always tend to be ripped, and ladies love carbohydrates, no… no, we need to know why! I’m not going to lie, I myself have wondered how gay men always have washboard abs, I’ve even said, “what’s up with that?” However, I’ve never once said, “No seriously, what’s up with that? Give me 3.5 Million because I need answers!”

Clearly, though, we have very important issues that need the money more than an investigation for four brave Americans, right?

Like Neon signs. U.S. taxpayer dollars, 1.8 million of them, went to Las Vegas for a museum of neon signs. Because that’s what the world desperately needed, a museum of neon signs. I mean, sure, families were lied to while the President and Secretary of Defense stood over the flag draped coffins of their loved ones after 600 requests to increase security to protect them went unanswered, but neon signs, Guys. Neon. Signs.

But oh my, what would we do without the $2.4 Million study on origami condoms?

Out to “reinvent the condom,” Los Angeles businessman Danny Resnic has completed the first rounds of testing for three variations based on Japanese folding paper, courtesy of the National Institutes of Health.

*Brain filtering responses to find one that’s appropriate* I’ve got nothing.

Perfecting his condoms would not be possible without the U.S. taxpayers. “Generous research and development funding” provided by the NIH supported Resnic’s company’s research and development and four Phase I clinical trials. Since 2006, he has received $2,466,482 to test the three variations.

Still nothing.

The Origami condom has been praised by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, which is also providing millions in research for new condom designs.

You know what, I’m not even going to offer my commentary on that particular expenditure, I’ll just let the above speak for itself.

The 4.7 million is not even the worst of it, Guys… In total, Correct The Record has the number at over TWENTY MILLION… and counting.

#ICYMI Investigations into Benghazi have cost taxpayers at least $20M so far: http://t.co/dWP51JqJc8 pic.twitter.com/0SGJs0jCmt

— Correct The Record (@CorrectRecord) October 17, 2015

$20 Million to investigate some random attack? I mean that’s ridiculous, right? That money is needed for necessities, like golf trips to Palm Springs and Key Largo for our President, to the tune of $2,952,278 back in 2014. Or the various trips throughout Obama’s presidency, trips to Marthas Vineyard, Aspen, Hawaii, China, Palm Springs, Paradise Island in the Bahamas, Ireland, etc… It was estimated that the price tag of the various vacations was already topping $40 Million in 2014, imagine what it is now. See, unlike Bush, Obama doesn’t settle for a ranch in Texas when his family takes vacations, no, they want the full treatment in all of the exotic destinations.

Right, Hillary?

In case you didn’t catch my drift and the heavy sarcasm, Liberals, let me put it this way: The amount of money we spend investigating Benghazi elicits a level of care from me that is equal to the IQ level found in a kumquat. And if you actually believe that the murder of four men does not deserve an investigation carrying the price tag of two Obama family vacations, you might actually have the IQ of a kumquat.