Real classy. Apparently, here’s what Paula Broadwell, the biographer and outed Petraeus mistress, reportedly said in harassing emails – using a handful of dummy email addresses, mind you – to Jill Kelley, the “Social Liaison” to Joint Special Operations Command in Florida and Petraeus family friend: “back off,” “stay away from my guy,” and “I know what you did.”

What? Seriously?

Reality check Paula: He’s not YOUR guy. He’s married to Holly Petraeus for 38 years. And by the way, you’re married too. And so we can all move on, what specifically did Jill Kelley, who is also married, supposedly “do”? Spill it all because right now it STINKS – titillation meets terror and we just don’t have time for that these days. We need to get back to Benghazi.

So DiFi? Bring on the investigations and interrogations please. Paula Broadwell apparently loved her access to power a bit too much it seems and Jill Kelley? What exactly is a “Social Liaison”? I have visions of sex with petit fours and martinis. What a freakshow this has all become.

Photo of Jill Kelley, General David Petraeus, Paula Broadwell