You thought Joe Biden was lazy or suffering from dementia or too much partying at the Staff BBQ Sunday night. The one with the live band. No, he was not any of those things. He issued a Joint Statement on the massacre in Israel with four additional Heads of State and was interviewed about the Classified Documents found in his garage and at the Penn Biden Center Office in Washington, D.C.. Busy, busy little figurehead.

It’s true! We were dinging Joe Biden for a feckless incompetent and his even more incompetent vassals when there he was hammering out a Joint Statement with United Kingdom Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, President Emmanuel Macron of France, Georgia Meloni Prime Minister of Italy, and Olaf Scholz the German Chancellor. According to the UK Guardian, these countries comprise the Quint International Organization? Wow! These people have a fakakta useless organization for everyeffingthing.

You know that all five of these heads of states took their red pencils to the statement to make sure that it reflected the anger and revulsion of the civilized world about the massacre in Israel. Not. Don’t make me laugh. The statement was written to fulfill all the diplomatic criteria and say absolutely nothing that could be held against them. Here it is:

Today, we — President Macron of France, Chancellor Scholz of Germany, Prime Minister Meloni of Italy, Prime Minister Sunak of the United Kingdom, and President Biden of the United States — express our steadfast and united support to the State of Israel, and our unequivocal condemnation of Hamas and its appalling acts of terrorism.

We make clear that the terrorist actions of Hamas have no justification, no legitimacy, and must be universally condemned. There is never any justification for terrorism. In recent days, the world has watched in horror as Hamas terrorists massacred families in their homes, slaughtered over 200 young people enjoying a music festival, and kidnapped elderly women, children, and entire families, who are now being held as hostages.

Our countries will support Israel in its efforts to defend itself and its people against such atrocities. We further emphasize that this is not a moment for any party hostile to Israel to exploit these attacks to seek advantage.

All of us recognize the legitimate aspirations of the Palestinian people, and support equal measures of justice and freedom for Israelis and Palestinians alike. But make no mistake: Hamas does not represent those aspirations, and it offers nothing for the Palestinian people other than more terror and bloodshed.

Over the coming days, we will remain united and coordinated, together as allies, and as common friends of Israel, to ensure Israel is able to defend itself, and to ultimately set the conditions for a peaceful and integrated Middle East region.

They ruin their condemnation with the final phrase “…ultimately set the conditions for a peaceful and integrated Middle East region.”

Less important for the future of the world, Joe Biden met with Robert Hur, the Special Counsel. Hur is investigating the documents found in the secure garage with Biden’s secure corvette and at the Penn Biden Center.

According to the Washington Post, the interviews about the documents took place over two days:

President Biden was interviewed over the last two days as part of the investigation being led by special counsel Robert Hur into the discovery of classified documents at Biden’s private office and Delaware home, the White House said Monday night.

A person familiar with the matter, speaking on the condition of anonymity to discuss it, said the interview was conducted by Hur himself.

“The voluntary interview was conducted at the White House over two days, Sunday and Monday, and concluded Monday,” Ian Sams, a White House spokesman, said in a statement. “As we have said from the beginning, the President and the White House are cooperating with this investigation, and as it has been appropriate, we have provided relevant updates publicly, being as transparent as we can consistent with protecting and preserving the integrity of the investigation. We would refer other questions to the Justice Department at this time.”

The White negotiated for months but the interviews ended up happening while Biden was focused on the massacre in Israel.

Then, there is this:

President Joe Biden has been interviewed as part of an independent investigation into his handling of classified documents, the White House said late Monday. It’s a possible sign that the investigation is nearing its end. More https://t.co/aORAT6U0hk

— WBZ NewsRadio (@wbznewsradio) October 10, 2023

Wrapping up because Joe doesn’t know who or what he is mostly. He’s drooling in his gruel and waiting for someone to change his diaper.

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