Yes, Antifa is a gang, but this is not about Antifa. It is hard to react to a knucklehead dressed up as a Nazi with anything other than disgust. Mockery comes a little while afterwards. And a crying Nazi is like comedy gold. Christopher Cantwell, also known as the Crying Nazi, hates his nickname. As detailed here, the poor ickle baby is feeling sad. Apologies for the language this fine specimen of a human being chose to use:

“One minute I’m a f*cking white supremacist terrorist and the next minute I’m a f*cking crybaby?” he whined from behind bars at the Albemarle-Charlottesville Regional Jail. “I’m a g*ddamn human being.”

The irony is painful. And both amusing and depressing as hell. But he is a perfect example of a racist keyboard commando. I guess nobody told him that words have consequences. And guess what, jackass, our side does not dehumanize your worthless Nazi ass. That is what you did and your forebearers murdered about 13 million civilians. You represent them perfectly. Posturing and talking big, then crying when you get caught.

Cantwell was featured in a Vice News documentary made by journalist Elle Reeve. He showed off his arsenal of assault weapons and pistols, stripped off his shirt, said he’s part of a movement aimed at “normalizing racism” and that his ideal president would be someone like Trump, but “even more racist.” Someone like Donald Trump, he said, but “who does not give his daughter to a Jew.”

Ok, I get the feeling Mr. Trump would not appreciate your comments about his family. But thanks for representing how flat-out stupid Nazis are. One more thing, snowflake. As soon as you get convicted, the guns go bye-bye. I think that JPFO ,or Pink Pistols, or perhaps the local Urban League would be happy to re-home these weapons. And he continues to snivel and make excuses for his crimes.

Cantwell says the felony violence charges currently leveled against him are as a result of action he took in self defense when he was attacked by a counter-protester.

The other guy made me do it. The oldest excuse in the book.

“That guy is coming directly at me, and I’m spraying him directly in the face,” says Cantwell. “I used the least amount of force possible to prevent that man from harming me in a brawl that my enemies started.”

Somewhere in hell Ernst Rohm is laughing like a fool. And the blame game continues.

Also at fault, he said, were police.

“They pushed hundreds of armed white nationalists into a crowd of communist rioters who threw rocks and piss and shit and bleach and pepper spray and hit us with clubs and did everything they could to provoke us into shooting them.”

Um, no. Cops want to go home safe at night. And the crying Nazi just keeps digging a hole.

He will have plenty of time to think, and maybe grow up, though.

Cantwell is facing up to 20 years in prison. He is currently being kept in solitary confinement for his own safety from other prisoners. He has not been granted bail and his preliminary hearing isn’t scheduled until early October.

Yeah, yeah, everyone but Crying Cantwell is at fault for his new home, his new spiffy uniform, and all the fun stuff the state (and I hope the Feds) can throw at him for his willfully violent actions. Here is hoping he has 20 years to grow up. He is a crying Nazi, but he can do better. Maybe.