*Edited to reflect the correct name of Tim Walz.

Tim Walz, the Governor of Minnesota, was brought to the national consciousness when Kamala Harris unbelievably chose him as her Vice-Presidential candidate. You would think that the epic failure of their dreadful campaign would have shamed them to go away. Nope. Tampon Tim is still trying to pick fights and claiming he can beat MAGA’s. Stop laughing. We know he couldn’t beat a house fly. My Mayor, Knox County, Tennessee Mayor Glenn Jacobs has volunteered to meet Governor Walz for a charity dance and I am here for it. Choose you fighter!

All joking aside, @GovTimWalz, let's put our money where our mouth is…in a charity wrestling match. We'll split the gate 50/50 between our chosen organizations. I'll kick things off myself with a $10,000 donation. What do you say? #TennesseeWalz#LetsDance pic.twitter.com/2VV6j4RYs2

— Glenn Jacobs (@GlennJacobsTN) March 20, 2025

Did I mention that my Mayor Glenn Jacobs was known as the villain Kane in the WWE? No joke. Kane, the half-brother of the Undertaker in the WWE, is now the uber-successful Mayor of Knox County. The fine folk of Knox County choose great champions. Our last mayor is now our congressman, Tim Burchett, and he’s awesome.

How did Little Timmy make this challenge come about? He went on Gavin Newsom’s podcast and shot off his mouth. From Whiskey Riff:

And during a recent conversation with another potential presidential candidate, California governor Gavin Newsom, Walz questioned what Democrats need to do to appeal to male voters.

As Newsom pointed out, Democrats are losing ground among male voters of every race and age, and urged the party to do more to appeal to men:

“We cannot continue to be on the defense, reacting to this. We gotta meet people where they are…

You gotta respect people you disagree with, and you can’t just dismiss people.”

Walz had another idea though: Just kick Trump supporters’ asses.

“How do you fight it? I think I could kick most of their ass, I do think that… But I don’t know if we’re going to fall into that place where we challenge you to a WWE fight kind of thing.”

Timmy is delusional. Ever since the Democrat women did that “Choose your fighter” video, I have been using the concept. Let’s do a tale of the tape for Tim and Glenn, shall we?

TIM “JAZZ HANDS” WALZ:

Age: 60
Height: 6’0″
Background: Army National Guard, high school teacher, believes his own lies.

GLENN “KANE” JACOBS:

Age: 57
Height: 7’0″
Background: Libertarian and Professional Wrestler. Hall of Fame. Read books online to children during the scamdemic.

Can you imagine the Pay-per-View receipts for an event like this? You wouldn’t just get Conservatives, Libertarians, MAGA fans and WWE fans, you would also get Democrats angry at the way Tampon Timmy made the look during that mercifully brief campaign. The box office would be epic.

Let’s check out each fighter’s ability to make an entrance:

Tim Walz: "I could kick Republican's asses."

Also Tim Walz: pic.twitter.com/1mumq0hNpp

— Malcolm FleX (@Malcolm_fleX48) March 21, 2025

-or-

Kane with the fire and the theme song:

Truly, he is that big. I have been at events with him, like a wedding or Dogwood Arts Festival, and he is that big. But kind. He doesn’t need to brag.

Plus, he has an awesome sense of humor:

This morning I ran into @GlennJacobsTN, aka Kane, and asked him about Tim Walz saying he’d kick any MAGA voter’s ass.

Here’s what he has to say: pic.twitter.com/DsT8b7b8SN

— Brent Scher (@BrentScher) March 20, 2025

The populace is getting stoked. Outkick Sports noted:

Clay Bets Big … Who Will He Pick … ?

Looking at a potential Tim Walz Versus Kane wrestling match, OutKick founder Clay “The Flute” Travis reacted to Jacobs’ challenge, saying he’d throw in major cash for the proposed charity event … should Walz man up and accept.

“I’ll put up $10k on this, too,” CT said on X.

All Bark, No Bite

Since the comments from Walz, Mayor Jacobs hasn’t pulled any punches on social media.

“With that steely stare and chiseled physique, who wouldn’t be intimidated seeing this across the ring from you?” Jacobs posted, alongside an AI-generated photo of Tampon wearing a rainbow unitard.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has offered to host:

BREAKING: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis just offered that his state will host a charity wrestling match between Tim Walz and Glenn Jacobs, AKA "Kane."

"Florida can serve as the neutral site host. We’ve got a lot of great spots and a lot of wrestling fans."

Tim Walz said he… pic.twitter.com/fMIRhgdXY3

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 21, 2025

If you haven’t been able to choose your fighter yet, my mayor is pretty agile for a big guy:

Kane's backflip ring exit was so badass pic.twitter.com/mKMBQbExdV

— tribal chief ☝ (@luireigns) March 20, 2025

It’s for charity, let’s do this.

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