It was one Louboutin stiletto for womankind! And a great marketing coup for Jeff Bezos. The future next Mrs. Bezos and her handpicked girl crew flew into almost space on Bezos’ Blue Origin’s NS-31 New Shepard rocket. The chicks in space made known their intentions to explore space in full glam and new uniforms. You couldn’t ask for better free marketing for the fledgling space tourist industry.

You can dress it up with sciencey words, but this was Bezos’ making his woman happy. Bezos is marrying Sanchez in Venice in late-June. This was her hen party. I mean, it’s the least he could do.

For her hen party, Sanchez picked a fairly wide range of chicks. Singer Katy Perry, Oprah bestie Gayle King, Amanda Nguyen, Aisha Bowe and Kerianne Flynn. Here is the People Magazine write up:

Blue Origin’s first all-female flight crew just went to space.

Flight NS-31 took off from West Texas on Monday, April 14, in a historic trip set that lasted about eight minutes.

The round-trip expedition went to the edge of space before promptly returning, as the women inside — including Katy Perry, journalist Gayle King and philanthropist Lauren Sánchez — could be heard shouting in excitement from inside their New Shepard rocket.

The group of six also included former NASA rocket scientist Aisha Bowe, bioastronautics research scientist Amanda Nguyen and film producer Kerianne Flynn.

Among the onlookers at the launch site was Perry’s daughter Daisy, whom she shares with Orlando Bloom (who was also there) as well as King’s best friend Oprah Winfrey and others, like Kris Jenner and Khloé Kardashian.

You don’t think that Lauren and her chicks were going to wear those bulky, clunky man-shaped uniforms the astronauts have worn in the past. Perish the thought. Lauren has clout and she knows how to use it. From Page Six:

The Blue Origin team went to space in style.

Lauren Sánchez 55, who is part of the all-women crew on the Blue Origin space flight, teamed up with Monse co-founders Fernando Garcia and Laura Kim to create custom looks for Monday’s launch.

“Usually, you know, these suits are made for a man,” Sánchez told the New York Times. “Then they get tailored to fit a woman.”

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They began brainstorming the outfits for Blue Origin, Sánchez’s fiancé Jeff Bezos’ space company, in late 2024. “We really didn’t know where to start,” Garcia said to the publication. “There’s no precedent. All the references are men’s spacesuits.”

He added that simplicity, comfort and fit were important, but they also wanted “something that was a little dangerous, like a motocross outfit. Or a ski suit. Flattering and sexy.”

After tossing ideas around, the three decided on bright blue bodycon jumpsuits made from flame-resistant stretch neoprene with functional details like a compression layer, a belt, a dual-zip front and zippers on the bottoms which allow for a flared silhouette, if preferred.

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According to the co-founder, they also had a full meeting contemplating what underwear Sánchez would wear in space. “Skims!” Sánchez chimed in during the interview, giving a nod to BFF Kim Kardashian’s brand.

Prior to the flight, Sánchez and Perry revealed they would the blasting off in full glam mode.

“Who would not get glam before the flight?!” the philanthropist told Elle magazine ahead of the expedition.

“Space is going to finally be glam,” the “Dark Horse” singer added. “Let me tell you something. If I could take glam up with me, I would do that. We are going to put the ‘ass’ in astronaut.”

Sánchez then quipped, “We’re going to have lash extensions flying in the capsule!”

Mission accomplished.

So deep, right! Bezos is doing this all for his woman.

Cosmopolinaut space divas wearing tight fitting space fashion compared to the more practical uniforms reserved for old rich people that waited in line to get on the new Earth Park roller coaster.

My two cents.

Space Divas. It was only a matter of time. pic.twitter.com/GXbUwYWcdQ

— J. MacGulf (@J_MacGulf) April 14, 2025

Here, Lauren Sanchez speaks:

Lauren Sanchez called those chicks the crew? Alan Shepard may not have had a lot to do but ride the rocket, but at least he understood what was going on. I bet when the chicks reached the Karman line, they looked for an actual line.

I love rich people. I am ecstatic for them and grateful to them. I highly admire Warren Buffett and Elon Musk. Even Jeff Bezos, he has enriched my life with his one stop shopping and delivery. I am also going to laugh at the vapid ditzes. The last things the real crew people told these women was, “Don’t touch anything and buttons aren’t toys.”

I just adore “It’s Tiff” and her sense of humor. So I leave you with this:

‘Blue Orgy’ essentially launched thirsty spaceslut Lauren Sanchez and her ditzy crew of Flesh Gordons who rode a billion dollar dildo into a big dark space for 11 minutes without reaching the Milky Way

Ok. I’m done now

— It's Tiff (@TiffMoodNukes) April 14, 2025

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