Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez and Oprah BFF, Gayle King, have been afforded the opportunity to be members of an exclusive club that Blue Origin launches into space.
Our Toni wrote about the “Chicks in Space” yesterday. Six women, sitting atop a rocket that looks like a gigantic penis, were blasted into space because they’re famous. These are no ordinary, everyday women. Nor, were they a competent “crew”, as they were called. In fact, they have been told not to touch any of the buttons.
The whole thing is risible, really. Katy Perry kisses the ground after floating in space for 10 or 11 minutes-whatever it was-in a skin-tight, couture “spacesuit”. Have to accentuate the skinny bod by Ozempic, apparently. The suits? Designed by Jeff Bezos’ fiancé, Lauren Sanchez, with the help of Oscar de la Renta designers. (I can see this now-What fabric accentuates fake boobs and a recent Brazilian Butt-Lift?)
Sleek, flame-resistant neoprene jumpsuits in two-tone blue, fitted to perfection using 3D scans. With plunging necklines, flared-leg zips, and monogrammed detailing, Katy Perry, Gayle King, and Sánchez strutted into the spotlight looking less NASA, more Met Gala.”-Manjusha Radhakrishnan, Gulf News
“Putting the a$$ in astronaut”, Katy Perry joked as her make-up artist smacked on her contour before the launch.
You can say that again, Katy. But we’re not thinking about that type of a$$. The whole display of Bezos’ giant penis (he wishes) and sending his beloved and her BFFs up, up, the long delirious burning blue drew more criticism than actual likes because it is out of touch with reality. First take: fast-food chain Wendy’s:
I am taking action on Wendy's for this. Because of this post, I will be buying a shitload of Wendy's food for my family and neighbors today. Good for you Wendy's, you have at least one loyal customer. We don't any more vacuous celebs telling us how to live.
— BigShot57 (@WilburW72672305) April 15, 2025
Pop-singer Kesha also threw in a jab:
— NJ Patriot (@njpatriotx) April 15, 2025
But this Blue Origin mission was, like, seriously, not a joyride of the vanities. You see, Katy Perry has always been a fan of mind-blowing science:
The other “crew members” were, and still are, quick to defend their “mission”:
Anybody that’s criticizing it doesn’t really understand what is happening here,”-Gayle King
Oh, we understand all right, Ms. King. Don’t try to pull the “I am intellectually superior” routine to cover up this frivolity.
I get really fired up. I would love to have them come to Blue Origin and see the thousands of employees that don’t just work here but they put their heart and soul into this vehicle.
They love their work and they love the mission and it’s a big deal for them.
So when we hear comments like that, I just say, trust me. Come with me. I’ll show you what this is about, and it’s, it’s really eye-opening.”-Lauren Sanchez
From the way we understand this, no one is criticizing the thousands of employees that “put their heart and soul” into the (gigantic penis-shaped) vehicle. I, personally, would love to come with Lauren to her plastic surgeon appointments to tell them to just stop withe the lip filler. Dear God. But to be with her on a trip into space? Nah. I’ll pass. Too much ego in that little space capsule.
What feels so over to me, so obviously over, is the way the upper crust or the ruling elites have used virtue signaling to justify everything they do. You want to fly up in a rocket with some of your girlfriends because it’s fun? Do that. Don’t hide behind some phony intersectional female empowerment lie. This wasn’t that.”-Sasha Stone
They are sooooo “noble”, these women. These plastic, vapid, self-centered, worldly women. Kissing terra firma after coming back to “Mother Earth”. Oh, no, no, no. It’s not about them at all:
Pantheism is a false religion. There is no such thing as Mother earth. Worship God the Creator not creation.
— Katie Yonke (@JKHomestead) April 14, 2025
This false humility IS about Katy Perry. She got a private invitation to ride on a billionaire’s private rocket ship.
She’s probably gonna hop on her private jet after saying all this
— (@lillesliev) April 14, 2025
How else do you get to middle-of-nowhere-Van Horn, Texas? We know Katy Perry did not sit her a$$ down on a bus, a train or in a car to get there from her California home. And, we sure as hell know she did not stay in that town. Been there, done that and I can definitively sat that nobody wants to stay in Van Horn.
Not about me:
Sings in space
Releases set list for the upcoming Lifetimes tour
makes big deal about kissing ground— Fiddy (@sandkrab) April 14, 2025
The only person missing on this flight was Kamala Harris:
Space affects us all. And it connects us all. “-Kamala Harris
Gag. Except when we send the utterly tone-deaf and disconnected on a multi-million dollar trip on Blue Origin with a huge carbon footprint to subsequently talk about “saving Mother Earth”.
Looks like I will be supporting farting cows today by ordering myself a Baconator from Wendy’s.
Photo Credit: ThePenultimateOne, CC BY-SA 4.0
John C. says: I consider the flight to be historic, but not because every member of the crew has to pee sitting down. What is historic about it is that a space flight has successfully completed without having to have highly-trained supermen or superwomen to fly the thing. This is an important step in making Space accessible to those of us who AREN’T highly-trained supermen or superwomen.
Right now, you have to a) own the company (or be engaged to the owner of the company); b) be useful to the company for a publicity stunt (as the other five were); or c) be EXTREMELY wealthy and willing to drop a couple million dollars for a ten minute ego tripping joy ride.
We are a long, LONG ways from taking a weekend vacation to the Luna City Casino and enjoying the amenities of the Low-G Honeymoon Suite.
SFC D says: These women are not trailblazers, they were not flight crew. They were paid passengers. In other words, cargo. Marketable cargo.
GWB says: I would love to have them come to Blue Origin and see the thousands of employees that don’t just work here but they put their heart and soul into this vehicle.
First, the effort they put into it is irrelevant. (You don’t get a gyrrl’s B+ for effort when it comes to space travel.) Second, how well the rocket and capsule perform is irrelevant to the “Ooh, a bunch of gyrrls taking a joyride in a rocket and barely touching space” point everyone is making.
Anybody that’s criticizing it doesn’t really understand what is happening here
Oh, honey. Sit right back down. We ALL understand what’s going on here. It’s why we’re pointing and laughing. One of your boyfriends built a car that’s kind of cool (though it can barely go around the block), and all you gyrrls got to come and hit it with spray paint and call it a “paint job” to make it “yours.” IOW, you did nothing on your own, and what you achieved (cruising one block of da ‘hood) wasn’t impressive in the least.
She got a private invitation to ride on a billionaire’s private rocket ship.
I guarantee she’s had more than one, IYKWIMAITYD. I know you know what I mean.
Katy (I think – hard to tell them apart) also said, “We saw the moon!” As if that’s something that required a rocket ship that barely penetrated space.
(Never hit Enter on this yesterday.)
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