Maoling Amanda Marcotte, Woke darling of the Order of Angry Spinsters is back to indulge her time-honored schtick in anti-white, anti-Christian, anti-conservative bigotry.

Since the old days of the blog, Feministing (long gone and unlamented), nothing gets Mandy’s dander up better than conservatives living a happy life. Mandy is the Carrie Nation of the Licentious Movement of the Left. Teenagers and the Left have always felt like they own sex, that it is their private property and playground and are shocked to find out that OHNOES! married Mom and Dad actually enjoy having sex with each other.

Oh.The.Humanity.

The Left goes further. Unhappy Mandy not only believes “sex” belongs to her and her comrades, but that anyone enjoying sex outside their libertine standards is doing it wrong and can’t be … it’s impossible! … just can’t be having any fun. How dare you! You’re doing it wrong!, Mandy cries. You don’t mean it.

White evangelicals embrace raunchy photos — yet they hate sex as much as ever

Say, what? Oh, Mandy is still upset, unhappy, jealous-beyond-reason, with the tongue-in-cheek cheesecake calendar of beautiful :::gasp::: conservative :::gasp::: women. Unhappy Mandy hyperventilates over a calendar with national swimming champ, Riley Gaines appearing in a bathing suit on the cover. Satan, get thee behind me!

For those readers who have the self-esteem not to engage in the world of Christian right social media,

Unlike you, dear? You seem to spend a lot of time there.

It’s heavy on the cheesecake, sometimes verging on softcore adult content.

Oh, do tell. In an article where every other sentence has a link, Mandy lets the “adult content” lay unsourced.

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It may be hard to believe, but it’s true: The same people who wanted to slap “parental advisory” stickers on every album with curse words

I’m certainly old enough to remember that was Tipper Gore, then wife of Democrat Al Gore.

distributed “purity rings,” and banned leggings in public schools now often take a decolletage-oriented approach to social media content.

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The movement is as sex-negative as it ever was. They may like pin-up posters, but the Christian right still very much opposes people actually enjoying sex, especially if those people are women or LGBTQ people.

In my investigative report on Christian right social media, I asked couples therapist Jeremiah Gibson, who co-hosts the “Sexvangelicals” podcast, about the unsettling sexualization of evangelical online culture.

:::snort:::guffaw::: excuse me a moment to wipe tears away. Mandy as an investigative journalist is as believable Biden’s Corn Pop claim.

Mandy obsesses over her own creation, the caricature of yte Xtain males who have Stepford wives and dislike sex.

Methinks Mandy is projecting her own unhappiness and sexual frustration. Unexpectedly.

‘Wokeness’. It’s come to be one of the defining culture wars of our time. A concept that’s evolved so quickly, the word has almost got lost in its own hype and the frenzy of debate surrounding it.

Its underlying meaning, however, has just been linked by one study to increased anxiety, depression and an overall lack of happiness.

Who woulda thunk it? All snark aside, have you ever seen a happy Leftist? The only thrills they seem to get is when they can gather to burn cities, bash Jews or promote males taking over women’s sports. But Mandy ain’t done:

Moms for Liberty may be having hard times, but the Christian right has continued to ramp up its campaign to censor materials that promote sexual health or safety, educate people that sex is supposed to be pleasurable, or affirm that LGBTQ identities are good and normal.

Isn’t it funny to see, in real time, an ostensible feminist crap all over women’s and girls’ rights in order to stay in the good graces of the TQ+ overlords? Right there she is admitting to supporting the destruction of women’s sports, putting males in women’s prisons, males in women’s gym locker rooms AND sexual grooming of minors, including the physical mutilation and sterilization of kids. Investigative journalist that she claims to be she couldn’t have missed the WPATH files scandal.

Pretty ironic that Mandy talks about sexual pleasure when kids like the tragic Jazz Jennings will never experience sexual pleasure, let alone an orgasm, after being sexually mutilated by the leftwing-run “gender affirming” BigMed.

You never see a personally happy Leftist and Mandy fits snugly into the cult that reassures her that her own unhappiness is nothing compared to the creatures outside who are never sincere in their beliefs. Even if they report they are happy and satisfied with their sex lives.

She really needs to toss away the crate of sextoys in her closet and try adulting. This angsty, howling, teenaged brat routine should have never survived beyond Feministing. Too bad her family never did an intervention. Unhappy people make the world a worse place.

featured image original artwork by Darleen Click