Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.

Happy Sunday, dear friends! Looks like winter is having its way with many of us even as spring is a mere four days away. You’ll find a brunch table filled with hearty fare this morning — eggs any way, fresh bakery offerings, even the guilty pleasure of biscuits and gravy. It’s been another week of winning while Democrats fold and threaten. Poor dears are crabs in a bucket always choosing the 20% side of an 80/20 issue. By the way, you’ll find quite a selection of gourmet popcorn to take with you after brunch. So grab a flute of bubbly and raise it high! I’m not tired of the schadenfreude. Skål!

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ACLU, Democrats and other child predators gather in Wisconsin

Every single person who supports, normalises, justifies and celebrates child transition should be forced to listen to this woman. Never, ever claim you couldn't have known what you were so enthusiastically enabling. The evidence was right there in front of you. https://t.co/p3BsO7Y9oC

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) March 14, 2025

If this is the hill Democrats wish to die on, I’ll be happy to supply rope and trees. Some assembly required.

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That thing that never happens … you know the drill

My shocked face is still skiing the slopes of Mammoth Mountain and refuses to return my calls.

Reduxx has learned that a registered sex offender was amongst a small group of trans activists who recently protested outside of a San Francisco spa and demanded access to clothing-optional female-only events. Dwight Austin, who began calling himself Dakota Rose Austin in 2022, was interviewed sympathetically by the media as a victim of the spa’s “discriminatory” policies.

EXCLUSIVE

Reduxx can reveal that one of the trans activists demanding access to a female-only nude spa night in San Francisco is a registered sex offender.

Dakota Austin, a convicted rapist, was portrayed by media as a victim of "discrimination."https://t.co/Y3AjqTTUeS

— REDUXX (@ReduxxMag) March 12, 2025

Yeah, that guy “passes”. Ladies, carry pepper spray on you at all times.

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Lenin never seems to run out of useful idiots

Running on a communist platform. Promoting the ideology that saw millions starved & slaughtered. Hammer & sickle is as abhorrent as the swastika. pic.twitter.com/Mdev7Wdbbw

— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) March 11, 2025

You have to wonder what the average number of days between showers is for this grubby group. Glad we’ve never invented smell-o-vision.

via GIPHY

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Parody is a little too close to reality for comfort

Federal Judge Appoints Himself President https://t.co/kgRBWZ9voM pic.twitter.com/byTFB2z0nI

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 14, 2025

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Hive mind?

Or just one brain shared over and over and over again …

I am begging the left to discover the thesaurus. pic.twitter.com/PoyFIPgXX6

— Natalie F Danelishen (@Chesschick01) March 13, 2025

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Things that never happen 2.0

Who keeps hiring these reprobates?

LoTT INVESTIGATION: LGBTQ professor at a Public University posts extreme p*rnographic videos of himself m*sturbating ON CAMPUS.

Kyle Miller, a Research Assistant Professor at @siusom operates multiple social media accounts where he posts videos of himself m*sturbating at various… pic.twitter.com/CvMAPDwmuh

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 12, 2025

And, of course, the usual disappearing with no explanation act. (a thread)

Your Sunday palate cleanser

You know this man loves his role as Grandpa. (first minute)

Lil X with Grandpa Trump ❤️ pic.twitter.com/sHvGn1FV1D

— AJ Huber (@Huberton) March 15, 2025

Trump has ten grandkids and one on the way. His interaction with little Musk is precious.

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Your Sunday smile

In a world where “high art” is a banana taped to a wall, this 22-year-old is a true artisan who is also helping restore damaged, iconic landmarks.

Meet the Gen Z stonemason who restores historical landmarks in Europe damaged during World War II.

Charlie Gee has followed in the footsteps of his father who is also a stonemason.

The 22-year-old specializes in cathedral masonry and has worked on iconic buildings, including the Cologne Cathedral in Germany and the Palace of Justice in Brussels, Belgium.

Bravo, Charlie!

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I’m sorry to tell you, dear friends, our Sunday brunch as drawn to a close. Do grab a doggy bag and some popcorn on your way out and spend the rest of the day making happy. Meet you here again next week. Cheers!

featured image original graphic by Darleen Click