Apparently, I’m a marksman with a pistol because of the years and years of experience using a hair dryer. That’s according to the oh-so-intelligent person who left the following comment:

Crazy Johnnie
eddy.towns@yahoo.com

Your bra strap is showing. Learn to handle a weapon like a true warrior; quit using the gun to get attention. My guess, your pistol marksmanship is good, while your knowledge of guns and marksmanship is poor. Most women are natural good shots with a handgun; it’s usually due to many years with a hair dryer. Prove me wrong, or I will start a blog that crushes you. Try me Cassy. My intellectual prowess and connections will be your undoing. I have mentioned your lack of class and your bra strap before, and all you did was delete my comment. Bring it on.

See? Women are good with guns because we blow-dry our hair! It’s exactly the same thing! Pointing a large electrical device that blows hot air at our heads is the same thing as pointing a gun at a target and pulling the trigger! Yet somehow, I need to learn to handle the weapon like a “true warrior”. Nevermind that in that picture, I’m pretty sure it’s clear that I was posing for a f—ing picture and not trying to look like the portrait of good marksmanship and form (because if I was, I would surely fail and just look like a moron). I’ll go ahead and admit it: I’m not the best shot in the world. I have good days and bad days. I don’t go to the range nearly as much as I would like to, and certainly not enough to become a skilled marksman. It’s OK to me though, as my Marine is an expert shot and he’s more than good enough for the both of us. If I would just devote more time to shooting, and actually start buying guns, I know I’d improve, but that takes… you know… time. And money. And at 24, and working two jobs, I don’t usually have an abundance of those two things. An inconceivable concept to a libtard troll who probably lives in his mommy’s basement and has nothing better to do than insult bloggers on their “marksmanship”, I’m sure. And all the same, I’d still be willing to bet that I’m a much better shot than this douchebag.

Anyway, this comment was left in response to my post about the mindset of Obama voters, where I posted a video of a woman saying if Obama wins, she won’t have to worry about filling up her gas tank or paying her mortgage anymore. And this libtard’s very clever, very intelligent response was to mock my picture and my knowledge of guns, in a not-so-intelligent way. I guess I just don’t see the relevancy there.

That couldn’t possibly be because he had no actual intellectual comeback, could it?

Hmm.

Oh well. I guess I better stop this blog post, before this crazy fellow starts a blog and CRUSHES ME with his intellectual prowess and connections.

And in honor of our new libtard friend Crazy Johnnie, here’s a music video for the afternoon: