Hallelujah! The Mueller Report has finally been submitted to Attorney General William Barr. We, the news consuming public, can now go from breathless news alerts of “Is it ready?” to breathless news reports of “What dirt is in it?”. And, that’s just the news readers and opinion chowderheads. All of the anally post impaled Democrats are fighting for the available microphones to call for “transparency” and the release of the complete report. We poor bumpkins are also being told that Robert Mueller’s integrity is beyond reproach and cannot be questioned. Oh, I so beg to differ.