This is what happens when hippies clash with basic health standards.

It happened at the Imagine Vegan Café in Memphis, TN. A customer was eating at the family-owned restaurant, when the couple’s toddler jumped on the table and, well, flashed her. She was a little taken aback, so she wrote a review:

The owner became “triggered.”

And thus began #ButtholeGate, with the loony owners and internet vegans firing at each other over the internet. Someone pass the popcorn.

Witness some of the volleys fired between the mama bear owner, Kristie Jeffrey, and the public:

So the owner doesn’t want customers who don’t appreciate her children. Yeah, that’ll build her business.