On Wednesday, Congressional Democrats introduced five (count them 5) Articles of Impeachment against President Donald J. Trump. Representative Al Green (Non Compos Mentos, TX) has called for Trump’s Impeachment, postponed the impeachment, and called again for Trump’s Impeachment. This time the Articles of Impeachment were introduced by Steve Cohen (Commie Pinko, TN). Watch the video and then we will discuss:

Wow, Donald J. Trump is the worst almost human being in history. Congress Steve Cohen is a perfect judge of Trump’s horribleness. When Steve Cohen first came to the Congress of the United States of America from the great state of Tennessee, none other than then-Speaker Nancy Pelosi (Flibbertigibbet, CA) called him the “conscience of the freshman class”. High praise indeed.

I have to own that I am not a fan of Mr. Cohen, the Representative from Memphis. He campaigned to bring the lottery to Tennessee. You know, where proponents promise education problems will all be solved and the only thing that happens is the poor get poorer. Why do you hate the poor, Representative Cohen? Additionally, he claims to support the Second Amendment, but cast your eyes upon this statement from 2012:

December 21, 2012 Press Release
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Congressman Steve Cohen (TN-09) today released the following statement after the National Rifle Association (NRA) made its announcement concerning recent gun violence:

“The NRA isn’t going far enough to curb gun violence in America. I own a firearm – I support the 2nd Amendment – and I authored the concealed carry law in Tennessee. But I do not support having assault weapons or high-capacity magazines on our streets. We must do a better job of screening those who want to purchase firearms and also invest more in mental health to better prevent gun violence. The NRA is powerful because of ultra-conservative Republicans who refuse to compromise on legislation that prevents gun violence and increases the safety of everyone, including those who do not own a gun.

“The suggestion by the NRA that we should have armed security guards in schools does not address the Tucson shooting where Gabbie Giffords was shot. Nor does it address the shooting in Portland. Does the NRA want armed guards at every shopping center in America too? Wayne LaPierre’s suggestion for more guns and bullets sounds like Robert Heinlein who said ‘An armed society is a polite society.’ If the NRA truly wants to increase gun safety in America, then they will work with Democrats and the President’s task force to pass reasonable, logical and workable protections for the benefit of the public.”