TIME: Hillary is Qualified Because She’s Post-Menopausal

On Tuesday morning, Mika Brzezinski, MSNBC’s resident Blonde Joke, extolled Hillary Clinton’s praises and erstwhile “experience” while labeling Senator Marco Rubio a “little boy.”

It’s true that Marco Rubio, at 43 years of age, could literally be young enough to have the 67-year-old Hillary Clinton as his mother. But there is also a unique aspect of Hillary Clinton’s more advanced age that Rubio will never ever experience, no matter how seasoned a statesman he becomes.

He will never experience menopause, which according to a psychiatrist writing at TIME magazine, certainly recommends her for America’s Top Job.

She’s experienced menopause! That makes her perfect for the Presidency!

Seriously. Let that sink in.

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