Dear Millennials – How many times during the past week have we read about this Neckbeard Failasaurus, who had to be evicted from his parents’ house because he refused to leave and stop leeching off his mommy and daddy? Michael Rotondo, the typical lazy, unmotivated, 30-year-old filthy hippie millennial, has made a variety of excuses about why he refused to move out of his parents’ house, including his latest creative rationalization: he can’t afford moving boxes.