Three years ago, the American Girl doll company introduced a version of the doll who was deaf/had hearing loss. Because I am an evil troll, my first thought upon reading the announcement was, “Wait a minute, the other dolls can hear?”. I had the same evil troll-type thoughts when I read that Mas, Inc. the parent company behind M&Ms was introducing a “Flip the Status Quo” promotion featuring an all-girl package of M&M’s. Spare me, Lord Jesus.