One reads Salon.com and wonders if there is some sort of dial-up agency where you call to find post-millennial, postmodern, Marxist, Middle-aged Sob Sisters? Women who like to vent their spleens about their latest intestinal eruptions. Salon has a plethora of them like Susan Shapiro and the ever-tedious Amanda Marcotte. Today’s eye roller comes from Melissa Giberson with her essay, “Am I Gay”? I won’t make you read the article and I’ll try to make this fun. I promise.