UNC Chapel Hill has their shorts in a knot these days. So much so that they spent taxpayer dollars writing up a How To guide on avoiding scary microagressions and ensure that one’s feelings never get trampled on. Their definition is well…interesting.

“brief and commonplace daily verbal, behavioral, and environmental indignities, whether intentional or unintentional, that communicate hostile, derogatory, or negative racial, gender, sexual orientation and religious slights and insults to the target person or group.”

RIIIGHT. Let me put the definition into plain English for you. A microagression can be found anywhere and majority of words used are BAD!!! So be ready to counter attack!

Anyone who constantly enjoys getting their shorts in a knot over stupid stuff will think this guide is the bomb. Which are most if not all of the idiotic SJW’s (social justice warriors) on this planet. Oh its the bomb alright. Who knew you could pack so much inanity and drivel into one small taxpayer funded piece of dreck?

Oopsie – did I do that? Whatevs.