I know it’s out of favor to support corporal punishment, however I for one am in the minority view that it serves a useful purpose.  When I was just a wee lass, I suffered from the human condition of covetousness.  My father had given me and my older sister a pack of flavored gum.  He gave me an orange flavored pack and my sister a peppermint flavored pack.  Of course, I wanted both and took hers.   As siblings are wont to do, she totally sold me out and I was placed on my father’s lap for confession.  I lied my little butt off and proclaimed I was chewing my own gum.  He had one request for me.  “Let me smell your breath.”  The gig was up.  Liar, liar, pants on fire!  Thus I was folded over my dad’s knees for a good spanking.  While he assured me that he loved me, he also let me know that the punishment was less for the stealing and more about the lying.  And so I come to my proclamation that Salon Magazine needs a spanking, They are lying liars and need to be punished for gaslighting all who read Matthew Rozsa’s article suggesting Kamala Harris is the most powerful VP since Richard Nixon.  I $#!* you not!