A moving van was spotted outside of the White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C. The moving van was like a crocus in the snow. A reminder that we just have to make it to the third Friday in January. January 20, 2017 and Barack and Michelle Obama will be out of the White House. Not in sixteen years have I been so excited about a moving van at the White House.

Barack Obama was bad enough with his phone and pen and golf and fundamental transformation and hatred of the Constitution and all that implies. We have had to put up with First Lady (pardon the expression) Michelle Obama for the last 80 years. No, it was only eight. It has just felt like 80 years.

National Review published an article “Mrs. Obama, We Are Not Your Kids” written by Julie Gunlock. Miss Gunlock has taken exception to Mrs. Obama and her infantilization of us growed up type American citizens. I don’t blame Julie Gunlock. Mrs. Obama is flat annoying.

May I just take a moment to say that Gunlock is the best last name EVER. Campus cupcakes would eat their crayons upon hearing your last name over the loudspeaker. Garsh, how wonderful.

From the moment Michelle Obama galumphed in to the nation’s consciousness, she has been gushed over by the glitterati. We, the great unwashed, have gone “Whut the?”.

Let’s dish.

1. Mrs. Obama was praised for her fashion sense. Fashion journo Kate Betts wrote a book about her called “Everyday Icon: Michelle Obama and the Power of Style”. You mean this “Power of Style”:

I’ll stick to my leggings and t shirts.