Unless you’ve been living underneath a rock, you know that today is Earth Day. Insufferable liberals have made sure that we get inundated with preachy environmental messages each year about how we should turn all our lights off for Earth Day, or start composting garbage, or rid the planet of SUVs… many of which are completely worthless wastes of time. Now, in addition to all that nonsense, we have to see it online, too. Facebook prompts us to tell people how we’re “celebrating”; Google has a very special Doodle for the day. But you know what never gets mentioned? The fact that the founder of Earth Day, Ira Einhorn, murdered his girlfriend and then composted her.