Greenland Enjoys Being Courted, Eyeing Trump

Greenland Enjoys Being Courted, Eyeing Trump

Greenland is not thought of as attractive real estate, but with Donald Trump flirting, the country is feeling the love. The Arctic Circle country has been in a cooling relationship with Denmark for a long time. President Donald Trump and the United States could provide a far more interesting and rewarding relationship for the icy country.

Greenland’s Prime Minister Is Afraid of Usha Vance

Greenland’s Prime Minister Is Afraid of Usha Vance

Greenland’s Prime Minister, Múte B. Egede, is apparently in a tizzy over Usha Vance’s upcoming visit, calling it very aggressive American pressure. Yes, because nothing says imperial…

Buying Greenland, The Game Of Trump

Buying Greenland, The Game Of Trump

Hardly anyone had buying Greenland on their bingo card—at least, not as a serious possibility. But now, the newly appointed Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, has made…

Trump Opens Negotiations On Panama Canal And Greenland

Trump Opens Negotiations On Panama Canal And Greenland

We are so back! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. President Once and Again Donald Trump, the real estate mogul, has opened negotiations for regaining the Panama Canal…

Greenland Leader Gets Meal From Coast Guard

Greenland Leader Gets Meal From Coast Guard

If the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, maybe the quickest way to convince Greenland to be annexed by the United States is…

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