Greenland’s Prime Minister, Múte B. Egede, is apparently in a tizzy over Usha Vance’s upcoming visit, calling it very aggressive American pressure. Yes, because nothing says imperial overreach like the Second Lady visiting historical sites, learning about Greenlandic heritage, and—brace yourselves—watching a dogsled race. The horror!
Hardly anyone had buying Greenland on their bingo card—at least, not as a serious possibility. But now, the newly appointed Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, has made…
We are so back! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. President Once and Again Donald Trump, the real estate mogul, has opened negotiations for regaining the Panama Canal…
If the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, maybe the quickest way to convince Greenland to be annexed by the United States is…
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