Hillary Clinton just can’t seem to get a break. First she loses bigly in 2008 against some Chicago upstart named Barack Obama. Then she faceplants while Secretary of State with the famed Russian Reset button, and then she decides to add to her winning streak of losing in 2016.

But wait??!! I thought she was going to break the biggest glass ceiling ever!

Well she did. Just not the one she envisioned. By the time the count was done yesterday, the vote totals looked like this.

But that’s not the entire story. Yesterday’s electoral votes included unhinged meltdowns