The consarned January 6 Committee will hold a conflabbed hearing today to discuss the role of dadgummed extremist groups in the (admittedly) awful riots at the Capitol building on January 6. You know, I know, and MacDuff, my dog, knows that these people don’t give a flying fig about January 6 except that it can be used to keep President Donald J. Trump off of the ballot in 2024 and frighten good, patriotic Americans from utilizing their First Amendment rights, which is what most people did on that day. Every member of that Committee is the child of a motherless goat.