Halt the internets, everyone! Everyday Feminism needs your help! The website might shut down by the end of May, so they need your money now!

Forget the #BringBackOurGirls hashtag campaign. That’s so. . . 2014.

We need to #SaveEF!

So why does the world need Everyday Feminism? Let’s let Andrew Klavan explain how relevant this website is:

What other website is happy to shame you when you say that something is “stupid?” EF will help you to “unpack your defensiveness about that.” Or who will tell you to stop saying that all women are bisexual? (Really? We are?)

And Everyday Feminism will also inform you when you’re “culturally appropriating” an ethnic (read: non-white) group. So stop cheering for the Kansas City Chiefs or the Cleveland Indians!

Furthermore, you need to stop wearing These Outfits. You’re culturally appropriating.

Like this:

Or this:

Or. . . OMG, this:

Seriously? Other than women oppressed by sharia law, who the hell wants to wear a burka? Who wears any of that stuff? Then again, I live in the Midwest and not on the trendy West Coast, so what do I know?

What do I know? I know I have traditional values and common sense. And so do most American women who don’t get their panties in a wad about silly crapola like cultural appropriation. They don’t wear childish pink pussy cat hats. And they don’t appoint themselves as scolds for anyone who doesn’t fall in line with radical feminism.

If Everyday Feminism wonders why their coffers are drying up, they just need to look in the mirror.