What girl wouldn’t love this gig?

First Lady Melania Trump went to Toronto this weekend — her first solo foreign trip — to attend the 2017 Invictus Games. Not only that, she got to meet Prince Harry, who founded the games in 2014 so disabled veterans could compete in athletic events.

And what girl wouldn’t love to meet a handsome prince, right? The First Lady did just that. And she invited him to the White House, too.

Mrs. Trump also gave a short speech to the Invictus athletes from the United States. Moreover, she honored these disabled heroes — real heroes, not like the phony-baloney “brave” professional athletes who think taking a knee in a stadium constitutes courage.

She also concluded her little address with “God bless the United States of America.”

The First Lady is a real asset as a representative of the US, isn’t she? She’s beautiful and sophisticated, with impeccable manners and style.

So what did the internet and social media focus on? Were they proud of how Melania handled herself on the world’s stage?

Snort. Hardly. Actually, they were more focused on sniping about a shirt she wore on Friday. Yes, a shirt.