Beyonce brought her Cowboy Carter schtick to NRG Stadium in Houston, her hometown doncha know, for the halftime show at the Ravens versus the Texans game on Christmas Day. The show, mercifully, had nothing to do with Christmas. It was a mercy because can you imagine the epic goat rodeo that would have been? Oy! Mrs. Carter, she is Jay-Z’s wife, ended her spectacle with a finger gun and a banner that said “Bang”. This is in direct contravention of the NFL’s rules. Not that Queen Bey gives a fat rat’s backside about anyone else’s rules or sensitivities.