My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is cramping President Donald Trump’s self love. At least, that is, according to sources in the White House who spoke to New York Magazine writer Olivia Nuzzi. Since Trump is the fount of all evil in the world and is the ultimate narcissist, this makes perfect sense. POTUS hates the Baby Jesus because The Nazarene has been famous for 2000+ plus years and really did save the world. Poor Donald Trump. Donald Trump only has about 40 years of fame, is only President of the United States, and is only trying to “Make America Great Again”, all rights reserved, naturally.