Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Picking Your Nose in 300 Languages” Edition

Paladin’s AMERICAN GOMORRAH ™ — “Picking Your Nose in 300 Languages” Edition

“In Days of Old when Knights were Bold and Women weren’t particular, they stood them up against the wall and—”

Whoops, wrong vulgar ditty.

Paladin spares his readers the conclusion of that adolescent yukkup and the earworm that goes with it. Knowing that with an earworm in your head, you’ll be cursing Paladin indefinitely. Spare the ear and spoil the reader.

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