Brendan Boyle, the 40-year-old whippersnapper representing Pennsylvania in the US House, has decided to introduce a piece of legislation, the S.T.A.B.L.E. G.E.N.I.U.S. Act, which would require serious presidential candidates to be evaluated by physicians before presidential elections. The legislation would also require candidates’ medical data to be made public so voters could take candidates’ health into consideration before voting.