Well Merry freaking Christmas to you too, John Boehner and Congress of ill-repute. I never realized that all I truly wanted for Christmas was my two front teeth knocked out and a lump of coal shoved into my threadbare stocking. I’m not sure what kind of “toys and goodies” workshop evil Santa Boehner and his malicious little elves are running, but it’s got Made In Corporate America stamped all over it. How jolly Congress must feel today after hitching up their team of RINOs and Jackasses and flying their “Ominous” Bill to HRH Obama this past Saturday. We the Peons whose opinions, rights, and votes are obviously held in utter contempt by most of our representatives await with bitterness and anger the flourish of the Monarchical pen.

Most Americans did not want HRH Obama’s illegal amnesty for five million (well, more like 11 million but who’s counting) illegal aliens here unlawfully, and they said so emphatically at the midterm elections. The Ominous Bill now sitting or soon-to-be sitting on the Grinch who stole destroyed everything’s desk appears to be gleefully awaiting his signature. According to The Daily Caller a few days ago:

“The GOP’s draft 2015 “omnibus” spending bill reportedly includes $948 million to help poor and unskilled Central American migrants establish themselves in the United States, but includes no effective restrictions on President Barack Obama’s plan to provide work permits and tax payments to millions of resident illegal immigrants.”

There is language in the bill that says that it will only be funded until March when the GOP holds the majority in both the House and the Senate, but like Senator Ted Cruz, I’m not holding my breath. The Blaze reported this Monday:

“DHS funding will expire on February 27, which reflects the GOP’s fallback plan of forcing Congress to vote again on DHS early next year, when Republicans rule the Senate.

But while that plan was supposed to be the compromise that allowed some Republicans to vote for a spending bill without any limitation on Obama, Cruz late last week openly questioned whether Republicans will be tough enough to use their leverage on spending to stop Obama.”