As if this election couldn’t get any more mind numbingly, head bangingly awful, last night the Washington Post dropped “The Trump Tape”. This audio tape is an eleven year old recording of a 59 year old Donald Trump and a 33 year old reporter named Billy Bush.

The tape is shocking and lewd. It objectifies women. Do not listen if you are not on your fainting couch with smelling salts nearby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNiad5mPZPc

Of course, Trump apologized, sort of.

Since I am already “irredeemable” and in a “basket of deplorables”, I will make a confession and ruin myself socially forever. I have heard far worse…at bachelorette parties. Not recently. Maybe they are all tame and politically correct now.

Lord, let me tell you. I have heard girls say some things that would make a sailor blush. I can’t remember them all because mostly I was inebriated aka drunk. There were probably a lot of curse words used also. Which is why I will never run for office. I should be fired from my post as President of the Smoky Mountain Chapter of the Blue Star Mothers (Until they all come home). Clearly, I am not fit to hold any office any where.