Readers, beware: Rosie O’Donnell is getting her very own radio show, God help us all.

Rosie O’Donnell is returning to her old stomping grounds as a talk show host but, this time the star will be entertaining fans on the radio!

Rosie will host a new morning talk show “Rosie Radio,” for Sirius XM Radio Inc.

The new two-hour show will launch in the fall and air Monday through Friday. Listeners will have the opportunity to call in and talk to the star about pop-culture, politics, movie stars and more.

Let’s just go over what Rosie stands for, OK? First, there was her notorious statement that radical Christianity is just as dangerous as radical Islam. She’s well-known for being an anti-gun nut, but had no problem dressing her daughter up as a terrorist wearing a bullet belt and posting the picture on her blog. Of course, it wasn’t playing terrorist that bothered her, as she says we shouldn’t fear terrorists because they’re “mothers and fathers just like us”.

Sick to your stomach yet? Wait, it gets better.

She’s compared the Patriot Act to South African apartheid. Worst of all, she accused our soldiers of being terrorists. She recently said that Rev. Jeremiah Wright made perfect sense to her, too.

Why on Earth would anyone give Rosie O’Donnell her own radio show? I mean, crazy does not even begin to describe that woman.

I guess the only good thing about all this is that it’s radio. I mean, heaven forbid you had to actually look at her every day.