this is delicious.  the gaffe master is now seeing dead people in his audience and the obama campaign actually posted video of this latest obama gaffe on youtube.   sweet!

this time the messiah-in-chief is seeing America’s fallen heroes in his audience in new mexico:

he opens up his Memorial Day speech in las cruces, new mexico:

“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.”

dang!  i hope that he didn’t see any fallen heroes in the audience – creepy!  would that be like zombie heroes?  just add this to the ever growing list of obama gaffes.

now here is the interesting part…although the video is posted on youtube the gaffe was eliminated from his website — they removed the “dead people in the audience” from his speech.  check it out here:

“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.”

POOF!  no more dead people…

unless the dead people are from chicago and then you expect them to vote for you.

 

Spotting a Zombie can be a difficult task.  Corporate types and most Politicians can easily be mistaken for the Life-Impaired.  Caution and common sense are always the rule when a non life-impaired citizen atempts to:  A)  Identify and   B) Destroy a Zombie.  The following is a list of things to look for when presence of the life-impaired is suspect:

1.  Disheveled Appearance
2.  Unresponsive to Communication
3.  Pale, often Clammy or Decomposing Skin
4.  No Concept of Personal Boundaries

5.  Motivation to Eat the Brains of the Living

so there you have it.  zombies beware — we got your number.