You’d think they’d want to use videos of them doing something, you know, successfully. But no. Videos like this one are way better to them. I guess it’s a good thing, because like Publix, they are an equal-opportunity employer. You can die for Allah too, even if you are mentally disabled!
So, I guess Allah would be pleased to know that his combatants are a bunch of sissy boys who can’t throw worth a damn and run away after they miss. Or, as Ace says:
God may be great. You know what else is great? Not throwing like a girl.
The oddest part is not that the idiots missed and ran away like girls. No, what’s weird is that some idiot insurgent watched this video, smiled and thought, “YES! This will SURELY recruit comrades to our cause!” And adding in the Haji music in the background makes it that much more inspirational… right?
Snicker.
Hat Tip: The Jawa Report
Rob F says: Surely you’re missing the point. They had the chance of getting their 72 virgins but, in an act of pure wahhabi selflessness, they chose to crap themselves instead and leave the virgins for someone else.
I’m sure that someone, somewhere, is seeing them for the kind of heroes that they really are. Now, where’s that ‘sarcasm off’ key, again?
scotth says: “You can die for Allah too, even if you are mentally disabled!”
LOL!!
Toa says: These are the people the “Liberals” are scared to death of and want so much to appease. LOL
Mat says: Actually, I found it hard to see anyone throwing anything until the explosion went off. Let’s face it, these guys aren’t the brightest apples in the bunch. They’re mere sheep, but the problem is that there are so many of them out there, that they can afford to lose a handful here and there (and then some) and still keep coming back for more. They’re probably doing more guerrilla work than being martyrs. Only the truly suicidal try out for the bomb-strapping crap.
Unfortunately, if (and probably when) the Democrats win in November, we’ll be pulling out soon afterwards, so these bomb-throwing idiots will be the first ones cheering (assuming they aren’t already dead) and getting the last laugh on us.
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